Wakey wakey

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I woke up to my dad emptying a water bottle on my head, because I needed to "get up for school" or I'd be late. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 230
You deserved it 25 258
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jimmycrac 2

Wow what a world where some kid being lazy warrants a FML. I think the dad should post "my kid never gets up in the morning for school, he's always late. I've resulted to using water bottles" now I'm a bad guy because I don't want my kid to be a lazy bum, FML"

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truesarrif 33

would be even more funny had this been on a Sunday.

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brittyed 11

My brain "feels sad" because I had to keep "reading words in quotations".

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Olympiakos10 15

My brain feels like punching you in the face.

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VeganVampyre 26

Sorry, 34- someone else beat you to it, and they did it better. Thank you for playing the "witty comment" game, better luck next time!

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Danielle7994 18

Haha. "Emptying" the water bottle. Lol my mom just flicks water in my face repeatedly if she wants me to get up. The fact that your dad like poured it all over your head is hilarious for some reason. Lol sorry OP. That does suck

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PiNkMoOn 9

my dad did that before,i took 1 hour drying my hair,and i got flu ,and ended up not going at all!

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PiNkMoOn 9

you never tried being wet ,in the cold weather then

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MacMonster 10

@50, Why the hell was it cold enough in your room to get the flu?

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cetlawizard 15

One does not "get the flu" from having water poured on them, you get it from a virus you were exposed to by another person, nor do they catch a cold (as if that could happen within the 2 hrs of hair drying time, which it can't). If you ended up having the flu, you got exposed to it 24 or more hours before you had water poured on you. Look it up if you don't believe me.

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uhnevermind 24

Why is everyone ignoring the fact that this was posted at 4:13 in the morning? That definitely seems to make this FML worthy.

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zolziski 11

Mine says it was posted at 2:13 pm...

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VeganVampyre 26

Maybe because FMLs aren't posted the second they happen, it could take days to be approved by the mods, and also that time is when it was posted in YOUR time zone. If OP lives in a different time, it could have been noon for them. Logic, people, please!

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writergirl23 19

I suggest you need to grow up. It can get a lot worse than just a damn water bottle.

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itzkyle 5

Such a diva . Daaamn be grateful he's there for u!! Others dont have that luxury..

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buckdharma 36

It could have been worse. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

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