Porn and Work: Wanker

Wanker

By fired - 09/08/2013 22:17

Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML

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By Dhagiik - 24/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Oak Park

Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML

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Way too public

By stewiesclone - 11/02/2010 09:09 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML

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Not now, mate

By yuen - 16/06/2009 14:59 - Australia

Today, I went to take a shit and found my boss shaving in the toilet. While in the cubicle, he asked me about my work and the conversation lasted 15 minutes. I stayed in there even though I'd finished shitting after 5 minutes, during which 3 people heard my progress report while shitting next to me. FML

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By Sleeper_C3ll - 04/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 17:39 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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Shut up!

By Anonymous - 03/03/2013 18:03 - Germany - Augsburg

Today, I was awkwardly taking a dump at work, when a coworker in another stall started talking shit to me about our boss. I grunted and agreed, hoping he'd shut up and leave me alone. That's when a third guy sarcastically chimed in with insults from a third stall. It was our boss. FML

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By ThoroughlyCreepedOut - 07/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2011 20:35 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, my boss went to the single-stall bathroom on our floor. The next thing I know, I'm on suspension pending review because some asshole left an upper-decker in the toilet. Since I'm the office prankster, all suspicion is now on me. I've been framed by my own colleagues. FML

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iAlissa 34

Saturday 10 August 2013 2:56

What a shallow douchecanoe.

obnum 19

Saturday 10 August 2013 2:57

I'll never understand why some people feel the need to be asses.

Comments

CommanderCman1 15

Saturday 10 August 2013 3:02

You could argue and get your job back. I'm sure there is some sort of Internet history on your phone

luminis12 23

Saturday 10 August 2013 3:03

Your work with a complete ass. That guy just needs to mind his own business.

Hajostek 12

Saturday 10 August 2013 3:03

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ColtonStecher 12

Saturday 10 August 2013 3:05

Was he taking a dump in the urinal?

assassinbanana0 20

Saturday 10 August 2013 3:06

But he said he did, so OP could file a harassment. And if the guy says he never did it, OP's boss will realize that guy was Lying

ywolfgl 21

Saturday 10 August 2013 3:07

Maybe the dude'a jealous! He wanted a higher position in the company

sarah6786 14

Saturday 10 August 2013 3:13

If this really did happen TODAY, it is definitely not too late to report that asshole for sexual harassment. And chances are if he did that, the guy that accused him would say he hadn't peeked over and "watched" him jerk off. Which would mean not only would the OP be proving his innocence, but the accuser would be punished for making shit up.

olpally 32

Saturday 10 August 2013 3:13

What a judgmental jackass. Get his stupid ass fired.

rdenkewicz 11

Saturday 10 August 2013 3:17

Wow and he didn't get fired for looking over?!

gracehi 31

Saturday 10 August 2013 3:23

That's what I was thinking! You'd think that would be far more damning than masturbating in the privacy of bathroom stall, as inappropriate as that is as well.