Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Waste

Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:09 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML

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Instructions

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML

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By anonymous - 11/02/2012 05:57 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML

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By valerie - 28/05/2011 01:04 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML

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Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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Bad sex

By Anonymous - 24/06/2022 22:00

Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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You deserved it 8 220

By Highnapple - 04/03/2015 07:55 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

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You deserved it 4 526

Uh oh

By awkward - 26/07/2013 18:00 - United States - Yorba Linda

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "uh-huh," "not too bad," and "yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML

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You deserved it 7 260

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 31 August 2011 8:43

Poor guy just needed and excuse for his premature ejaculation...

Ladiesman247 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 8:43

3 years too long soul sister :)

Comments

MikalaHart 4

Wednesday 31 August 2011 9:59

He stayed with you for 3 Years until he got laid and you're the one complaining?

Haidee 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:20

Stfu.

DjeePee 24

Wednesday 31 August 2011 11:31

She also stayed with her for three years until she got laid. Point being?

Bacontree 14

Wednesday 31 August 2011 11:42

He must not want have wanted it very badly if he gives up two minutes in.

DjeePee 24

Wednesday 31 August 2011 11:42

*with him.

ReynshineCutting 10

Wednesday 31 August 2011 16:49

Hmm I dunno. Maybe he loves her? Maybe sex isn't the most important thing in his world and she is? Some guys will wait forever for the girl they love. That's a true man.

bjs1976 4

Wednesday 31 August 2011 17:23

Babe, as ur profile pic suggests, you live in Neverland... The song goes... "Girls just wanna have fun" well guess what the guys version is? Lol - no hard feelings cutie

ReynshineCutting 10

Wednesday 31 August 2011 19:46

Was that at me?

sushiya 8

Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:02

ydi. and i didn't realize how shitty fml mods are. gonna delete this too i suppose :)

monagro 22

Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:34

It can be. Still no reason to wait 3 years though.

EnEl_Infierno 15

Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:35

Aww looks like someone for forgot their Flinstone vitamins. But 3 years for 2 mins he is now officially you're bitch, dominante him and make him sweat to please you.

Deathhound 27

Wednesday 31 August 2011 11:32

Well, you two can still learn you know...

tjamurphy 5

Wednesday 31 August 2011 11:44

Try having sex on a bed and not on a treadmill.

jobsman99 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 12:23

find someone else. or be ready to do the work like being on top all the time, stroking him off and ducking a lot of ****. but I would find someone else do you don't have to wait another three years.