Miscellaneous: We are not amused

We are not amused

By ilikecake - 29/05/2009 11:12 - United Arab Emirates

Today, it was my boyfriend's 24th birthday. His friends were throwing him a surprise party and I was in charge of getting his birthday cake. As a joke, I got it in the shape of a penis, with a graphic marzipan design. Funny, I never knew his overly-conservative parents were invited. FML

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You deserved it 53 433

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2013 10:40 - Australia

Today, I finally got to surprise my boyfriend with a birthday cake. I spent four days planning the perfect one. First thing he says? "Erm, you know I'm 32, right?" I got his age wrong. FML

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You deserved it 36 650

By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML

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You deserved it 3 694

By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 16:32 - Senegal

Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML

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You deserved it 11 761

By nofriends - 09/02/2016 05:17 - United States - Boise

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 089

You deserved it 1 963

Competition

By JaneDoe - 04/04/2013 02:51 - United States - Salisbury

Today, it was my friend's birthday, so I baked him a cake complete with his name written on it in homemade frosting. After I gave it to him, his mother berated me for it, saying I should have checked with her first before making a cake for her son. He's 28. FML

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You deserved it 2 789

Whoops

By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 01:29 - United States

Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friend and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 631

You deserved it 4 111

Anyone for cake?

By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 652

You deserved it 7 910

By abc - 27/05/2009 10:15 - Pakistan

Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 424

You deserved it 5 366

By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML

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You deserved it 8 288

Yay me!

By sadinmass - 13/11/2010 13:24 - United States

Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML

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You deserved it 5 768

choppedNskrewed 0

Friday 29 May 2009 20:05

Hahahaha you deserved it. Who wants to eat a penis cake? Are you not eating enough of his penis already?

dancing_bear 0

Friday 29 May 2009 20:05

I think it was reasonable to assume they weren't coming if his friends were organising the party. That's very, very awkward.

Comments

darkelf06 0

Friday 29 May 2009 21:39

YDI why wouldn't the parents go to their son's birthdays?!

Niasyn 0

Friday 29 May 2009 21:44

If he's not still living in his parents basement, maybe it's time they learned he has a penis.

moleSG 6

Friday 29 May 2009 21:51

YDI for not thinking that parents would show up to their son's party.

caretoshare 0

Friday 29 May 2009 21:53

i bet they liked that. :P #44 and all the others - usually if its like a 22nd + birthday, the parents usually DONT COME. its really rare that the kids planning it would volontarilly invite the parents too. the kids usually get wasted and crap like that. #45 - LMFAO. :)

ZiggyMorrison 0

Friday 29 May 2009 21:55

Your the best girlfriend ever I would LOVE to have a women with that kind of sense of humor omg that would be baller will you marry me?

24788 6

Friday 29 May 2009 21:57

haha, not sure on how strict parents are in UAE. I'm sure it wasn't that bad.

annahoward 0

Friday 29 May 2009 22:04

you totally deserved that one, that was obviously the one thing you had to do, why couldn't you just buy a regular cake? i mean,how immature are you? he's 24 year old guy, i think he knows what a penis looks like.