Intimacy: We can tell

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By Mkimmi - 12/02/2015 07:39 - United States - State College

Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. FML

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By cowboy_gold - 25/01/2020 05:00

Today, I came back to my dorm only to hear my neighbor having loud sex. I thought I was just thinking when I said, "At least do it against the other wall," but when I was left later on, he walked by, apologized and said that he thought I wasn't home, and promised to be more quiet next time. FML

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STOP!

By Anonymous - 28/09/2021 20:00

Today, for the second week in a row, I woke up to the sound of my awful upstairs neighbors having sex between the hours of 1 and 3 AM. Their bed is so noisy, and earplugs barely help. At this point, based on the rhythm of their bed squeaking, I can tell when they're about to finish, and I hate it. FML

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Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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Vicariously

By Cate - 05/11/2009 10:25 - Australia

Today, I've had no sleep. Why? Because my housemate has a new girlfriend and the walls are too thin. After round three of them shagging, I was exhausted from holding my breath each time the new girlfriend screamed. I also realised that was the closest I'd been to sex in months. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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By OhFseriously123 - 06/08/2009 10:05 - Italy

Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML

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Method acting

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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ur mom gay

By Anonymous - 02/05/2018 01:30

Today, I pretended to be asleep when my mom and her best friend came home because I was tired as hell and I didn't want to be around them. I was then treated to a loud conversation about my mom's first time with a woman through our paper-thin walls. FML

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By SleeplessInSoCal - 09/08/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I couldn't fall asleep till 3am and was woken approximately every hour or so. Why? I found out my new upstairs neighbors have a very active love life. She's a screamer. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 16:24 - United States

Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML

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organizse 28

Thursday 12 February 2015 19:27

Bang on the walls and tell him "I can do better"

julianbozikovic 20

Thursday 12 February 2015 19:29

Leave a sex tip book for your neighbor on his door! I think he'll get the hint :D

Comments

tbro47 23

Thursday 12 February 2015 20:57

Time for a fake moan off. See who can be louder

squarecircles 13

Thursday 12 February 2015 21:21

Sorry you had to go through that, OP. There's nothing worse than bad acting.

cari_cat 19

Thursday 12 February 2015 21:25

I'd like a follow up comment, just to hear what was so fake about it? I don't understand how you'd know through a wall. Either way, FYL for having to hear it.

ZombieSazza 34

Friday 13 February 2015 10:54

I imagine she sounded like one of those **** stars fake moaning "oh yeah.. Give it to me like that... Oooh right there...", it probably sounded like she was in a porno.

kuro21 20

Thursday 12 February 2015 21:28

You should go over and teach him how to be better.

lm6161 4

Thursday 12 February 2015 22:01

Omg. If I didn't know better I could have sworn I wrote this post myself... My neighbour sounds like the fakest **** star ever.

iPixiee 23

Thursday 12 February 2015 23:17

Why would they fake it?

limabeans101029 20

Friday 13 February 2015 0:16

In an attempt to save the guy's feelings, to try to convince themselves that they're enjoying it, etc. Faking it isn't a good idea but I can understand the reasons behind it. Or maybe she wasn't faking and she just enjoys being loud