We can tell

By Mkimmi - 12/02/2015 07:39 - United States - State College

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Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. FML
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organizse 28

Bang on the walls and tell him "I can do better"

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julianbozikovic 20

Leave a sex tip book for your neighbor on his door! I think he'll get the hint :D

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justindrew14 29

Either her fake moans are really obvious about to everyone but him or you've done her before and that's how you know she's faking it. Unless she's cheated on him with someone else.

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gearhead369 20

Covering all your bases with that comment?

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Retaheki 27

Or, the dude was too into it to realize she was faking.

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dgguy2006 16

And you know the O.P. is female, right?

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soullyfe 33

OP could be into women. You never know.

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Mauskau 35

If you've ever listened to **** you'll hear the fake moans. Well men tend not to but women can. No one moans as soon as they're touched.

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zombldy 6

#45 I moan very easily...it's actually a bit embarrassing because I'm sensitive and really stupid things can trigger it. Going to the GYN is always awkward for me.

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militarybrat 21

No one? You have heard every woman have sex. If i am really worked up before he even touches me, damn straight i moan as soon as his fingers go on me.

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rockydify 22

Ever had an ****** just from the friction of walking. So annoying.

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dcats 13

Go tell him. that will put an end to it

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hippodankamus 22

I think some earmuffs and Melatonin would come in handy here.

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MarcelTorak 9

Ahem. Once my neighbors left a condom and a note at our door because we were so loud. Even just leaving a condom is message enough.

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Louie2013 12

Sorry bout the note

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MrConcise 34

Trying to keep quiet is hard. I used to hold one girl's mouth shut because I lived in an apartment next to a family with kids, but it just turned her on and made her louder through my hand...

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Araj_Hs 19

Why don't you join them and show them how its done? :D

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Badkarma4u 17

I'm betting OP knows what faking sounds like because shes had to do it herself.

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iPixiee 23

'Course, just tell them : "Hi I heard you fake moaning, could you please fake-moan more quiet?" nah, not a great idea :p

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a1_z9 10

Doesn't sound a bad idea to me. They might not realise their noise carries that far so its only reasonable to let them know. Then ask them to chip in for the cost of sound-insulating the walls!

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