Love, Awkward and Kids: We meet again - FML

We meet again

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great… we graduated high school together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 744

You deserved it 3 765

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Top comments

NOWAYJOSE 14

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:54

Oh dear god.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:54

Did he still call you "sir"?

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bigmackin35 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 0:56

Id kill him

fierce4good 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 3:00

Lol that's sad!

awesomegerf 7

Monday 9 January 2012 8:59

Pedophile much

TriDoubleSkip 0

Friday 20 January 2012 22:46

sorry to say but some times it's better to have an older gentlemen that a hoodlum young guy, I'm 20 and engaged to a man 26 yrs older than me!

LuisFonseca 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:02

Dam if that happened with my daughter I'd punch that guy right in the face and tell him if he ever comes near her again I will send him to the hospital!

JoeyMoey 5

Wednesday 25 January 2012 23:10

Ouch...

lil_dancer112 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 6:25

Awks

LAsBabyGirl 4

Monday 20 February 2012 0:17

Omg! Freakin pedophile! That's gross

ImTheAlpha 30

Tuesday 8 May 2012 3:45

Mary: Daddy, I want you to meet my new boyfriend. James(OP): Sure, bring him in. Mary: Come in James! *James walks in* James: Ah, shit, hi John. Remember me from high school? Did it gø like that?

ManBroSkiGirl 10

Monday 28 May 2012 3:18

least he graduated.

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You deserved it 3 246

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You deserved it 2 421

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I agree, your life sucks 3 408

You deserved it 634

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I agree, your life sucks 77 394

You deserved it 4 165

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You deserved it 3 918

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