Love, Awkward and Kids: We meet again - FML

We meet again

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great… we graduated high school together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 744

You deserved it 3 765

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NOWAYJOSE 14

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:54

Oh dear god.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:54

Did he still call you "sir"?

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ImDB8 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 23:16

Did he skip a couple grades?…

taty7659 4

Wednesday 4 January 2012 1:42

When i read this i felt like saying Ahh HELL!!

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 4 January 2012 1:46

That's so sweet...You graduated H.S. w/ your daughter!

cul8erqtpie20 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:11

I'd kick my kids ass!

CadyAsInKatie 8

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:18

Well, the situation depends on age here...how old your daughter is and how old you are...like how young you were when you had her....with out the numbers it sounds real bad... D=

lantern 6

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:33

Two words: Daddy issues.

neilsc 8

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:54

ewwwwwww

Egao_fml 8

Wednesday 4 January 2012 3:30

Sounds like the 16 year old girl who married the 51 year old man, whoever that is.

fadingfaith 4

Wednesday 4 January 2012 5:05

So what's the problem?

maddie2015 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 5:21

Rob: Ohh hey Jen, I haven't seen you in awhile. Jen: yeah. Highschool. -________________-

RoseTintMyWorld 8

Wednesday 4 January 2012 6:13

Nothing wrong with a little age difference?

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 482

You deserved it 11 505

Today, I woke up from a night of serious depression, drinking by myself at home, to find a USB stick wrapped in plastic up my vagina, with "Top secret" written on it. There was nothing on the stick when I checked. I may need to give tequila a rest and switch back to gin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 474

You deserved it 1 831

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Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 833

You deserved it 75 422

Today, I dropped my phone in the wet snow. I read that putting it in rice helps to get the water out. Three pieces of rice are now frozen into the power port, and I can't get the charger in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 106

You deserved it 13 818

Today, my husband is going on his fifth consecutive day without a shower. He’s been working 16-hour shifts, and though I'm empathetic to his exhaustion, his foul body odor has overtaken the bedroom, and his excretions have discolored his side of the bed. I fear the worst. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 317

You deserved it 397

Today, my 6 year-old son and his cousin were play boxing. For fun, I taught them some real moves. I guess my son is a natural but my nephew got hit so hard he fell over and broke his arm. Now I have to explain this to my wife and her sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 139

You deserved it 651

Today, I have such crippling low self-esteem that when a girl from my class asked me out, I was instantly convinced she couldn’t actually be interested in me and must be setting me up for some sort of nasty prank, so I told her I wasn’t going to fall for it and to fuck off. She started crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 423

You deserved it 1 580

Today, I locked myself out of the house. After hours of ringing the doorbell and calling my roommate, I decided to break the window. When I finally got in, my roommate was waiting with a can of pepper spray. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 732

You deserved it 3 234