Love, Awkward and Kids: We meet again - FML

We meet again

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great… we graduated high school together. FML

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NOWAYJOSE 14

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:54

Oh dear god.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:54

Did he still call you "sir"?

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Funnywayz 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 14:04

Well, you can't break up true love :)

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 3 January 2012 16:38

But you can beat it with a stick.

grace12898 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 14:18

Oh dear god.

Epic_Times 10

Tuesday 3 January 2012 15:01

That's scary... what would be worse though is if OP and OP's ex classmate/daughter's boyfriend went to the same high school as OP's Daughter... assuming OP grew up in home town or city.

disaster2 2

Tuesday 3 January 2012 15:34

Awkward..

thomas4_fml 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 15:59

Pedo O.o!!

zoe768532 1

Tuesday 3 January 2012 16:28

OMG!that's just discasting but at least you saw eatcather again.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 3 January 2012 16:41

WTF? Please tell me this is not the Australian spelling.

iSpasticFantasti 14

Wednesday 4 January 2012 1:44

#149 Nope or else I've been doing it wrong lol.

ISMUGGLEMIDGETZ 3

Tuesday 3 January 2012 17:15

Dolphin Dive into his nuts !

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 3 January 2012 17:20

how old is she? how old is he?

monnanon 13

Tuesday 3 January 2012 17:24

But the fact that that would make OP 15 when he had said daughter is not weird at all?

goodgirlxgonebad 3

Tuesday 3 January 2012 18:10

Lol awkward. What a creeper. As long as she's 18 it's not illegal! And at least she's not hiding it if he's over for dinner

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Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came to have a beer with us, and I knew my best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so I tried to hold up my phone and pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML

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Today, I was at a family gathering and during a lull in the conversation I started to tell a joke to lighten the mood. Halfway through, I realized the joke was incredibly inappropriate. The room fell silent, and my grandma hasn’t looked at me the same since. FML

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Today, I told my grandmother I was planning a trip to take my newborn son to meet his great-great-grandfather before it was too late. She had a guilty expression on her face. My great-grandfather died 4 months ago and my family forgot to tell me. FML

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Today, I explained to my boyfriend that I'm pansexual. I said attracts what me to him is his intelligence and personality, and would still love him whether or not he had a penis. Turns out a 100% straight cis man can prioritise his penis over his intelligence and personality, because he's really offended now. FML

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Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML

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Today, I had to make a choice between being kept awake by the heat, or the cackling seagulls outside my window. I still don't know what's worse. FML

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Today, I got a phone call from my daughter’s school. Apparently she stood on top of a table and screamed, “I HAVE SYPHILIS” at the top of her lungs. She’s in kindergarten. Where in the world did she even hear that? FML

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Today, in a train, I did the old "I've got your nose" trick for a kid. He got off at the next stop, then waved something at me from the platform, then yelled, "I've got your keys!" FML

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