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By wtf - 24/10/2011 22:46 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents staged a family intervention and gave me the grandest bollocking I've ever experienced in all my 22 years of life. They did this because my sister showed them a photo of me jokingly posing with three bottles of Bud Light at a party. Apparently, I'm an alcoholic in denial. FML
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saIty 17

If only you posed with 6 beers on your belly. You could have argued that you wanted to create a six pack.

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Keyman1212 14

Rehab is for quitters. Who wants to be a quitter? Remind them of that.

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blackheart24 10

Haha that's awesome!

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hombrepollo 0

Three bud lights! Someone call the wambulance!!!!!!!!

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brendanb33 5

They were probably mad you were only holding 3 beers, rookie lol

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NEEPLES 7

Just know that you have a family that cares. Most families wouldnt even bother.

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web124 6

Family interventions are fun and entertaining!

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Okayitwasme 0

Sounds like either your sister needs payback or she really cares about you and you should be grateful.

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Red_Wing_Nut44 14

You're parents are freaking out over nothing. You're over 21, and most people I party with down 3 or 4 beers at a party. Simply put, it's time to move. Well, maybe not at 22 but still...

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ikickgingers 15

Light weights.

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ohmandapants 16

You make it sound like it's a lot... 3-4 beers, you guys sure know how to paartaayyy wooooo

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lilvic56 5

That's beginners stuff, drink apple juice like a man.

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False_Stupidity 41

**** beer, I've been known to down 12+ shots of overproof rum and still be standing. That at least would make it worth calling me an alcoholic

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Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Ya well most of us gotta drive home. Since we don't wanna kill anyone we try not to get totdaly freaking drunk off our asses.

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ikickgingers 15

The rest of the world has a designated driver... Shhh or we take a... Cab

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dontpanic_fml 32

mmk 181...I've never been to a party where EVERYONE had to drive home and thus NOBODY drank much

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ohmandapants 16

I had a friend like your parents. Some people are so stupid and over-dramatic. It's 3 beers. Tell them to chill the **** out.

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