We're sorry

By karmamaybe - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Vermillion

Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML
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Top comments

XPetrova 10

People will always look at you weird when you smile at your phone. My parents always think I'm weird, but I have to tell them I'm either reading something funny or just texting a friend...

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MsSoulReaper 27

But.. FML is funny. She just doesn't understand.

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Comments

joe502 3

That is funny...since I always use FML Asa excuse to photograph hot chick's boobs... I just wanted to thank u for taking one for the team... Today was at Starbucks over lunch.

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Austy34 5

The art of the FML strikes again! Getting trolled while readin about people getiing trolled,Ironic?

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jmayes414 5

And here's to my new favorite FML!

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thetechdude22 0

Lmao I did that once it wasn't as bad as your FML but people just assumed I was taking pictures

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AndTheHammers 8

Lol I love how she would assume that, of all things... Someone's full of themselves?

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AndTheHammers 8

Lol I love how she would assume that, of all things... Someone's full of themselves?

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Iknoweverything 29

If you are one of those people that holds your phone up and out to read it, YDI. I never understood why people need to hold their phone up at freaking eye-level and picture-taking level to read stuff. It actually looks like you're taking pictures of other people.

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gracehi 31

I'm guessing those people are far sighted.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

Maybe because reading something at eye level is convenient? I'm not going to change how I read text messages because some people are neurotic and self absorbed enough to think I want their picture so badly for whatever reason.

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GimmeFive 10

Lets all smile while we read your FMLs

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Merchiee 0

Today, I slapped a guy in the dentist waiting room because he was taking pictures of my boobs. Turns out, he was on FML. FML

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onorexveritas 23

oh the irony!

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