We're sorry

By karmamaybe - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Vermillion

Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 225
You deserved it 3 784
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Top comments

XPetrova 10

People will always look at you weird when you smile at your phone. My parents always think I'm weird, but I have to tell them I'm either reading something funny or just texting a friend...

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MsSoulReaper 27

But.. FML is funny. She just doesn't understand.

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Comments

heartemopants 18

How do 40 people click "you deserve it"?!?

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gummybear86 2

Well....did she have nice breast? Lol

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beautycrush495 10

I would have told her not to flatter herself

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hiandrews69 29

I was reading this FML, burst out laughing, causing everyone on the bus I was riding to question my sanity. FML

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iwadasn 32

Do you read things on your phone by holding it up in the air?

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barefootchic 6

Well she could have moved to another seat. Or told you to stop. Or done anything but immediately leap for physical violence.

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kyiomi 18

I laugh and smile at fmls all the time. No one thinks i am weird..... But me.

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