Weasley little liar dude

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Paris

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. He claimed that it's because he's an agent fighting the Mafia, and he doesn't want to put my life at risk through reprisal attacks. FML
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deadxwedding84 5

Then tell him you're a member of the KGB and shoot him.

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stephan18 23

Maybe this is true and you not believing him was part of his plan, it worked so well that you don't actually believe him and wrote an FML about it!

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apet214 10

Are you dating Barney Stinson? O.o

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DeathsReprieve 1

you'll thank him when the mafia doesn't kill you.

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noisebox 1

Sounds more like a brain dead 'walking dead' zombie who thinks you're one too : (

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landsharkman 3

HAHAHA I can't stop laughing at how ridiculous yet original that is.

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Tbooth44 1

I believe the word you are looking for is reciprocal and not reprisal haha wow!

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CoffeeChickBlows 13

Are you trolling or just retarded? I wanna shove a dictionary so far up your ass that you start vomiting words. Oh wait, that's what you just did.

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Shade1982 20

re·pri·sal (r-przl) n. 1. Retaliation for an injury with the intent of inflicting at least as much injury in return. 2. Forcible seizure of an enemy's goods or subjects in retaliation for injuries inflicted. 3. The practice of using political or military force without actually resorting to war. There, I did it for you :).

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RKD 23

Lying douche or he is paranoid schizo. Either reasons is grounds to dump him! I wouldn't consider this a loss, Op!

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wikedjest 0

best break up line lol and small possibility its true

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JockoKC 3

Boy, won't you feel dumb when you find out it's true. Nah, just kidding, he's a liar, but can you imagine?

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spartanMKIV 9

let's not rule out the possibility, however unlikely, that he's telling the truth

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