Weasley little liar dude
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And... What if it's true?
Oh wow... your ex boyfriend must really think you're stupid. Thats really sad, OP. I hope you kicked his ass.
74, you're wrong, Mario, Yusuf, and Cristina all die due to Ezios mistakes.
I think, he plays too much mafia wars on Facebook.
Your boyfriend is a complete moron... For all of you saying "what if he wasn't lieing?! YDI!!!" there isn't the Mafia in France, it is ONLY called Mafia in the USA and it is Italians. Yes, every country has their own form of large crime unit like the Mafia, but they all have their own name to it. Also add the fact this is the first she's heard of her boyfriend even claiming he is an "officer undercover." Even if she didn't know he was undercover she would've known he was an officer, unless it was a form of special agent where if he told her he could be branded as a traitor and sent to jail, which then he couldn't even use this as an excuse to break up. You people just asume something without even thinking things through...
Technically, naming aside, not all VDMs come from France. Non-French people can submit stories there, just like they can here. So the original submitter may have been from Italy; locations aren't displayed on VDM.
Actually no it is not, it is called The Unione Corse. That is the form of mafia in France...
Here is the original French: Aujourd'hui, la raison pour laquelle mon copain me largue, c'est qu'il est agent secret, se bat contre la mafia, et ne veut pas que ses ennemis s'en prennent à moi. VDM
wow someone needs to cut back on the weed and video games he is a complete idiot. your better off with out him
I think someone's gonna have to take a stroll to the loonie bin.
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Then tell him you're a member of the KGB and shoot him.
Maybe this is true and you not believing him was part of his plan, it worked so well that you don't actually believe him and wrote an FML about it!