Weasley little liar dude

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Paris

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. He claimed that it's because he's an agent fighting the Mafia, and he doesn't want to put my life at risk through reprisal attacks. FML
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deadxwedding84 5

Then tell him you're a member of the KGB and shoot him.

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stephan18 23

Maybe this is true and you not believing him was part of his plan, it worked so well that you don't actually believe him and wrote an FML about it!

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afairshake 8

Although creative that has to be one of the lamest breakup excuses ever what a moron sounds like you're better off

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viper8608 9

what if he is? I would be prepared for an attack and have a knife on me at all times

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br0ccoli 14

There's no way someone undercover would endanger their cover by telling a disgruntled ex-girlfriend. I call his bluff. Time to go all in and cash your chips and win this hand. OP, you deserve better. Move on.

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broseph_joseph 5

Mafia fighting secret agent? Seems legit.

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br0ccoli 14

Noor, don't worry. Ezio is up front about the fact that he's an assassin. Your relationship is safe with the most beautifully sun kissed Italian with beautiful hair and obviously chiseled muscles forged by his wall-leaping athleticism.

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JustHayden 5

The awkward moment when you realize he's not lying.

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HappyBeach 4

Poor guy. He must really love you to give you up for your safety :.(

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KattataFish 4

What of you believe him so much you don't believe him.

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yinanne12 0

Wow, really hope u punched him in the face for that

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sens3sfailing 24

106-he claimed he was fighting the mafia, not in it...

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