Weasley little liar dude
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what if he is? I would be prepared for an attack and have a knife on me at all times
There's no way someone undercover would endanger their cover by telling a disgruntled ex-girlfriend. I call his bluff. Time to go all in and cash your chips and win this hand. OP, you deserve better. Move on.
Noor, don't worry. Ezio is up front about the fact that he's an assassin. Your relationship is safe with the most beautifully sun kissed Italian with beautiful hair and obviously chiseled muscles forged by his wall-leaping athleticism.
The awkward moment when you realize he's not lying.
Poor guy. He must really love you to give you up for your safety :.(
Wow, really hope u punched him in the face for that
106-he claimed he was fighting the mafia, not in it...
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Then tell him you're a member of the KGB and shoot him.
Maybe this is true and you not believing him was part of his plan, it worked so well that you don't actually believe him and wrote an FML about it!