Weasley little liar dude

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Paris

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. He claimed that it's because he's an agent fighting the Mafia, and he doesn't want to put my life at risk through reprisal attacks. FML
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deadxwedding84 5

Then tell him you're a member of the KGB and shoot him.

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stephan18 23

Maybe this is true and you not believing him was part of his plan, it worked so well that you don't actually believe him and wrote an FML about it!

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rs89 20

And now you almost blew his cover ! He should've taken care of you... Sloppy

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XxTYFIGHTERxX 0

That's better then "I'm being deployed to fight the intergalactic senate on dogdoo 8" -.-"

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captainburke 5

Anything to avoid the awkward truth lol

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Twisted_Angel 17

Be prepared to wake up with a horse head in your bed. Seriously, that sucks OP, but you're better off without him.

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12GaugeTurtle 1

Well 118, those three were **** ups. This is the real deal!

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leahmarie35 1

I would prefer this line of bull to. "you suck in bed and I'm bangin your best friend."

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choochee77 0

Guess we have the new rush hour 4 movie

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