Sex, Family and Weird: Weird accusation, lady

Weird accusation, lady

By wrong state for that shit - 22/08/2020 04:48 - United States

Today, my uncle’s girlfriend’s paranoid jealousy hit a new low. I woke up to several nasty, threatening texts from her, accusing me of sleeping with my own uncle. According to her, no uncle and niece could possibly be as close as he and I are without something freaky going on. I really hate her. FML

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Spiritual leader

By Anonymous - 13/03/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend was excited because her uncle was coming for a visit. She started telling me stories about him, and the more she talked, the worse it got. I’m fairly certain uncle is a cult leader, and that my girlfriend was born into and brainwashed by a cult that got shut down by the police. FML

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By Not funny! - 22/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my uncle stole my cousin's phone to take a picture of me. He then sent said picture to my cousin's boyfriend, saying that she'd been cheating on him with me for over a year. He's been cheated on before and is hysterical. My uncle then had the nerve to act all defensive when my cousin and I exploded at him. FML

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Good sport

By whatthef - 02/11/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my fifty five year-old uncle had taken my phone and texted my girlfriend, saying ,"I'm his uncle, send tit pics." She did. FML

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By thanatophobia - 15/03/2010 00:20 - France

Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML

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'This Is Us' reboot

By Anonymous - 21/01/2023 16:00

Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML

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MY WIFE!

By Fmlloser - 07/03/2022 00:01

Today, I came home from work to find my things outside my yard and the door locks changed. I called my wife to let me in and she told me to go live with, “That homewrecking whore who texted you last night” instead. She’s talking about my cousin, who informed me via text that my aunt’s in the hospital. FML

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By mommydearest - 04/09/2011 16:08 - Denmark

Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML

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The Secret

By Anonymous - 06/08/2024 19:00

Today, I have a girlfriend. Our moms are best friends. Our dads are best friends. Our younger siblings are best friends. Our grandparents have known each other for 70 years. I hate my girlfriend. I have hundreds of texts proving she’s a cheating whore, but I feel trapped by our families' happiness. FML

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By StabStab - 11/01/2015 13:03 - Belgium

Today, my girlfriend accused me of being insecure and feeling threatened by the fact that she has a daughter from a previous relationship. She's vaguely right; I feel threatened, but mainly because the psycho keeps threatening to stab me to death when her mom isn't around to hear. FML

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Family sticks together

By R we Hillbilliez? - 01/04/2021 00:30

Today, I overheard my husband screaming and sobbing into the phone. Apparently, his mistress has been cheating on him with both his brother and their uncle. Who’s the woman in question? My much younger niece, who lives next door. I don’t even know where to begin to approach this dumpster fire. FML

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MandazInTC 33

Saturday 22 August 2020 14:21

Does your uncle know about this? This is just beyond wrong and weird to not break up.

TxKitten 8

Saturday 22 August 2020 16:51

I'd show him the texts. Then I'd also text her, "Do not text or contact me in any other manner again. If you continue to harass me I will file harassment charges." Then file charges of she doesn't stop. You can't legally claim harassment if you don't tell her to stop.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 22 August 2020 14:04

Now you should **** him just to spite her. And then you'll prove her right so she won't think she's crazy. Everybody wins!

MandazInTC 33

Saturday 22 August 2020 14:21

Does your uncle know about this? This is just beyond wrong and weird to not break up.

bloopaloop 27

Saturday 22 August 2020 15:41

Invite her to a threesome and she won’t feel so left out!

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 22 August 2020 19:02

There goes that interactive brain!

TxKitten 8

Saturday 22 August 2020 16:51

AmbrosiaFan 18

Saturday 22 August 2020 18:40

Show your uncle.

tounces7 27

Saturday 22 August 2020 20:49

He met her in Alabama, right?

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Saturday 22 August 2020 23:05

send your uncle a screenshot and follow with "can you tell that witch to drop my number"

Brightside86 30

Friday 28 August 2020 1:51

Sounds like your uncle's girlfriends gone through some troubles with infidelity. It's easy for people to learn the wrong lessons from those experiences. I hope you can work things out.