Kids: Weird request, but OK

Weird request, but OK

By sigh - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Medford

Today, my daughter told me that when she dies, she'd like her ashes spread on her laptop. FML

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sarahlouise0506 10

Monday 16 April 2012 8:39

You can't get in the way of true love

supimnyancat 9

Monday 16 April 2012 8:37

And this is one of the many reasons why technology is taking over our lives.

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HeartOfLead 24

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:29

It's so that, in her afterlife, she can be part of the interwebs, right?

fabyzoe 2

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:35

dafuk did i just read?

Rano0o 10

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:44

Aahh! It's a relationship no one can ever come between! The great love stories of laptops and their owners

PSpiz 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:36

Bitches be crazy.

yoyoforpeace 14

Tuesday 17 April 2012 6:38

I'm surprised she doesn't want them virtually spread across Facebook.

ddddddddg 9

Tuesday 17 April 2012 7:34

That's just awful.

kei1108 13

Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:31

Maybe you should have the talk about her value for physical things...

nikkij1988 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 9:18

Lmmfao! That's so sad!

skittlesmeep 4

Tuesday 17 April 2012 11:57

What the fudge...

A7x4REVer 3

Tuesday 17 April 2012 21:27

When I die, I wan't to be buried face down, so the world can kiss my ass.

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