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By whateven333 - 18/02/2015 04:02 - United States - Gibsonia

Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him get through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML
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_kyleG_ 34

This is NOT a case of wincest ...what a creep.

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ThatDamHuntress 20

I'm Sorry OP. You try to do something nice for someone and all they can do is flirt. I see he didn't grieve for his mother. Second Cousin I understand but, just no.

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B1ackthesun 31

#58 I'm terrible with that stuff and looked it up out of curiosity. According to ancestry.com: Your second cousin is the grandchild of your great aunt or great uncle. (If two people are first cousins, the children of each of the people will be second cousins.) 

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B1ackthesun 31

I consulted ancestry.com again and found what you are describing: 'If someone is your first cousin, then his or her child is your first cousin once removed' Despite my lack of prior knowledge I'm inclined to believe one of the largest genealogy websites going over your family.

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B1ackthesun 31

I wasn't being being snippy at all. Like I said I've never been very knowledgeable about those connections. That's why I looked it up, curiosity. I was mearly saying I wasn't positive within myself, but that was what I'd found and the source was more than likely more accurate seen as these connections are their business. Keep in mind text doesn't covey tone.

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MegasaurusRex89 28

Well, you DID offer to help sooo JK, that's super awkward. I hope it was a case of him not really being all there after such a loss and things are okay with the two of you now. So sorry for your loss.

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MDoremis 38

Being flirted with at funerals is the worst. It happened to me at two of my grandparent's funerals, and I about flipped shit.

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ThatDamHuntress 20

Who said it was at a funeral? It just says they were helping them get over the loss.

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MDoremis 38

I wasn't aware we weren't allowed to be anecdotal. Forgive mine impertinence, O Knower of All.

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hazzamyman 11

Sorry for your loss OP. On the other hand, maybe that would rule out being a social worker. Your clients may be too distracted by your looks :)

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Araj_Hs 19

Well, that escalated too quickly; so should your hand, on his face.

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Classy_Sassy15 18

I agree with you 100% #20 he deserves that. His mother just died and sex is on his mind.

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tinkdatank 15

He wouldn't happen to be from West Virginia, would he?

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SystemofaBlink41 27

You never know how someone's gonna cope, I guess...

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