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Weirdo

By whateven333 - 18/02/2015 04:02 - United States - Gibsonia

Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him get through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML

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Weird family

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 04:00

Today, my cousin tried to hit on me. I told him that was inappropriate and pushed him off me. He was offended when I went to tell my folks. All they said was, “That’s fine. You should’ve let him.” Um, what? FML

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Freaked out

By anon - 07/02/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst visiting one of my distant cousins for the first time in years, she came onto me. After gently explaining to her that this was inappropriate, she broke down in tears. Whilst I awkwardly comforted her, she started stroking my inner thigh, apparently still trying to seduce me. FML

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Keeping it in the family

By Anonymous - 12/10/2021 15:01 - Jordan - Amman

Today, my dad tried to hook me up with someone. It wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't my cousin. FML

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By Brittany - 23/12/2012 02:33 - United States

Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML

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Gatekeeping grief

By Anonymous - 21/12/2021 07:59

Today, after my cousin recently died, my aunt basically told me that I shouldn't be sad, because we fought. FML

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You what?

By daddyrobyn - 18/12/2018 13:30

Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML

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The girl?

By Anonymous - 26/12/2019 01:00

Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML

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Diaspora

By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 20:02 - United States

Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2016 07:28

Today, someone flirted with me. They kept touching me, insisting we should go out sometime, and hounding me for my number. At a family-only memorial service. FML

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Collect the set

By Anonymous - 11/09/2022 22:30

Today, my ex-boyfriend is now dating my cousin, and he's stopped hanging out with me for her. FML

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Wednesday 18 February 2015 9:00

Mourning does weird things to the mind...

_kyleG_ 34

Wednesday 18 February 2015 9:03

This is NOT a case of wincest ...what a creep.

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ItsDutch 16

Wednesday 18 February 2015 22:56

Some guys just think with their head instead of their brain.

Ipsum629 13

Thursday 19 February 2015 0:48

I'm pretty sure that is illegal. the limit is second cousins which I think should be extended to third. humans need that genetic diversity. it's what keeps us from going the way if the Romanov.

username356 14

Thursday 19 February 2015 0:57

He is probably just confused and in pain. It will pass.

BrotherPhil 35

Thursday 19 February 2015 10:50

A common reaction to bereavement is the instinct to replace the dear departed. Why do you think they used to call condoms "merry widows"?

ZomBieLouver 10

Thursday 19 February 2015 21:38

It's okay, I know the feeling, girl.

jasonswife423 18

Saturday 21 February 2015 4:46

Ew. Hopefully one of you is related by marriage. Still very weird...

ChrisMora 16

Friday 24 July 2015 18:01

Incest, fun for the whole family!

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