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kmgentil
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This website accepts the Shittiest FMLS, their not funny, not entertaining, they suck, I have so many good ones but this site only accepts the shitty ones one.
Where on earth does it state that the dog handed her a mop?
echoooon
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11, your a bitch. And I hate it soooooooooooooooooooooo much when bitchy women always say that men are being sexist! Especially on fml! Who cares!
echoooon
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Women are also only there to clean up for men, and make our babies!
echoooon
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I'm just kidding. I don't want want those crazy physcho feminists attacking me over fml.
Crazy feminists? God damn, this site is just a cesspool of dumbf**ks, isn't it? Well why don't you take your sexist, women-hating ass and get it f-ed by a crazy feminist's spiky *****.
... bc it would hurt? Remember, whatever someone says on the internet is sirias bisns
Oh, wah. Clean up the dog piss (or water leaking in or whatever), take the dog for a walk, and order some Chinese take-out. You'll still get your "freshly cooked" meal, plus extra MSG.
@ #55 This coming from someone with the username niggerpoop699! You are such an ignorant f**K. Women were only good for making more men and women? Why don't you go pay a visit to the nearest library and brush and educate yourself, you nonsensical imbecile? Oh and while you're at it, suck my ******.
kmgentil
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Ill suck it!!!!
If your not smart enough to form logical sentences please don't act like a representative of the male population.
allen20
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moonmask is pretty(:
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No, the dog handed her the mop.
You're a ******* idiot. 1. You didn't even God damn read the gender of the poster. 2. Just because the OP was expecting a meal THIS ONE DAY, you presume that she makes her husband make dinner EVERY DAY. This would be just as dumb the other way round. 3. In fact, YOU are the sexist for *quote* "Why couldnt you come come home expecting to have a wife sitting on the couch drinking a beer and watching the game while you cooked her a meal for once?" This is generalizing. You just said every single guy acts like that. Why? Oh, because the OP was expecting a meal this once. THIS ONCE. You're basically saying that if the woman cooks a meal for the man once, she has sworn a freaking oath to cook for him every God damn day. So, to sum it up, three obvious signs of stupidity in your post: Generalizing, sexism, and hypocrisy. Have a horrible life, idiot.