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By Flooded - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Flooded - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
time to eat out
83-I believe you meant "you're" and go ******* find some respect, I wouldn't be surprised if you never get married, ass.
Not the time for oral
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Show it anywayYou know what's funny/sad though? I'd love to do that - stay home all day, clean a little bit, cook a little bit, not be stuck in an office 9 hours a day. But guys like that twat up there, probably wouldn't really have any of that, in real life once they realized they'd be losing out on income. I would so rather spend all day home in the kitchen or whatever than on my feet or on my butt all day at work. And then spend my husbands money. **** YEEEEEEEEAH!
wanna hear a joke? woman rights... wanna hear another joke? y don't girls need a watch? cuz the clock is above the oven. o and for added offence...when u say tht to a girl, they will get offended and start talking. when they talk tell them to shut up and only speak when spoken to I'm not sexiest or anything...I just find those jokes funny
my dad cooks in the house
kylia's absolutely correct.
Yeah, she got handed a mop. I'm pretty positive it wasn't the dog
Who moderates these fml's? This is not even close to being funny.
YDI for having a dog.
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Show it anywayYou're a ******* idiot. 1. You didn't even God damn read the gender of the poster. 2. Just because the OP was expecting a meal THIS ONE DAY, you presume that she makes her husband make dinner EVERY DAY. This would be just as dumb the other way round. 3. In fact, YOU are the sexist for *quote* "Why couldnt you come come home expecting to have a wife sitting on the couch drinking a beer and watching the game while you cooked her a meal for once?" This is generalizing. You just said every single guy acts like that. Why? Oh, because the OP was expecting a meal this once. THIS ONCE. You're basically saying that if the woman cooks a meal for the man once, she has sworn a freaking oath to cook for him every God damn day. So, to sum it up, three obvious signs of stupidity in your post: Generalizing, sexism, and hypocrisy. Have a horrible life, idiot.
I'm hoping that #11 was making fun of the stupid bitches that call sexism at everything.
obvious troll is obvious
I'm with #7 -- what the **** went down at your house, OP?
@#11 On 01/07/2010 at 1:38pm - misc - by Flooded (woman) - United States (Texas) by Flooded (woman) - United States (Texas) by Flooded (woman) (woman)
YDI for marrying an inbred redneck of a husband...get out of the ******* bible belt where shit like this is allowed and come to a northern state where we treat our women with more respect. Gotta love jesus, god, and their horseshit plan for viewing women as second class citizens
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No, the dog handed her the mop.
You're a ******* idiot. 1. You didn't even God damn read the gender of the poster. 2. Just because the OP was expecting a meal THIS ONE DAY, you presume that she makes her husband make dinner EVERY DAY. This would be just as dumb the other way round. 3. In fact, YOU are the sexist for *quote* "Why couldnt you come come home expecting to have a wife sitting on the couch drinking a beer and watching the game while you cooked her a meal for once?" This is generalizing. You just said every single guy acts like that. Why? Oh, because the OP was expecting a meal this once. THIS ONCE. You're basically saying that if the woman cooks a meal for the man once, she has sworn a freaking oath to cook for him every God damn day. So, to sum it up, three obvious signs of stupidity in your post: Generalizing, sexism, and hypocrisy. Have a horrible life, idiot.