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lilcrapper
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Train the dog to go in the toilet.
Whilst women may think they have it harder, they don't know what it's like to put up with a woman. When they're wrong, it's fine. When we're wrong, it's a ******* outrage. If you ask if they're okay, they'll say yes despite being moody as hell, but if you don't ask, they'll go crazy at you for apparently not caring. Your apologies mean nothing to them, and yet when they apologise, they expect the matter to be over in an instant. I could go on. Before you all start moaning, me and my girlfriend make our relationship as equal as can be, so shush. :p
Well, I'm queer, so I DO know what's it's like to be with a woman. Sounds like you habitually pick up passive aggressive princesses.
"Before you all start moaning, me and my girlfriend make our relationship as equal as can be, so shush. :p" "me and my girlfriend make our relationship as equal as can be" "make our relationship equal" "equal"
LOL I love it. I'm a girl and I agree that this is usually true. This would be why, for the most part, I can't stand other women. (Let's not forget that men have their own issues though.)
I also have absolutely nothing against women.
Shady_R
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You sure as hell sound like you have a problem with woman. And boy am I glad that I'm not your always right, excessively moody, crazy girlfriend.
Not all women are like that and not all men are okay with their woman being wrong. steriotypical much?
It was in jest. :p
And i have nothing against men. some of them tend to be very womanly as far as gossip and disagreements
::giggles:: jest i don't even know why. :D
cortgirl
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assuming gets you nowhere. I'm sixteen years old ad being more mature than almost all of you. everyone is a little sexist whether they like to admit it or not. also with hypocracy and stereotypical habits. I am female, I am Texan, and I am Christian. I do not use my religeon ad my crutch. if I do something wrong, I take full responsibility. not everyone from Texas is a redneck. what you call redneck from Texas is also what you call ghetto rigged from where you are. and yeah, I cook and clean, but only the messes I make. so please be rational before you pop off.
Ending the post with "pop off" ruins your statement.
Bah, people need to learn to stop taking everything on this site so seriously! It's like I have to put a disclaimer at the end of everything I say, before the pitchfork-wielding serious people attack me.
I dont understand this. Why was there 2 inches of water? And....the dog handed you a mop?
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No, the dog handed her the mop.
You're a ******* idiot. 1. You didn't even God damn read the gender of the poster. 2. Just because the OP was expecting a meal THIS ONE DAY, you presume that she makes her husband make dinner EVERY DAY. This would be just as dumb the other way round. 3. In fact, YOU are the sexist for *quote* "Why couldnt you come come home expecting to have a wife sitting on the couch drinking a beer and watching the game while you cooked her a meal for once?" This is generalizing. You just said every single guy acts like that. Why? Oh, because the OP was expecting a meal this once. THIS ONCE. You're basically saying that if the woman cooks a meal for the man once, she has sworn a freaking oath to cook for him every God damn day. So, to sum it up, three obvious signs of stupidity in your post: Generalizing, sexism, and hypocrisy. Have a horrible life, idiot.