Welcome to the neighborhood

By poopsthegame - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Honolulu

Today, I walked out of my apartment to see that someone had climbed onto the hood of my car and taken a shit on my windshield. I only moved in a couple of weeks ago. FML
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Top comments

RedPillSucks 31

Welcome to the neighborhood. We don't throw eggs at strangers here, we dump on their windshields.

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Rosie_Posie43 12

The shit on your windshield was your welcoming gift! Happy early holidays! :D

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pradip 26

I feel for the person who did it, it's a very tough position to take a shit. Lol

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Eelam_star 2

Maybe it's you because you seem like you are speaking from experience. OP, I solved the case. It's this guy that normally gets thumbed down for his comments, lol

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DocBastard 38

Some neighbours bring the new people pies. Yours bring cow pies.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Or chocolate pies, Minney's specialty. "EAT MY SHIT!"

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buckdharma 36

I think he is trying to tell you that your ride is a eye sore.

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Dracoboxer357 35

Hello, Mr Popular. :p That's pretty rude and fairly disgusting, Op. My condolences, I hope the rest of your neighbourly experiences aren't quite so, er...shitty. :p

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Hannahbanana95 8

Are all of my comments jus gonna get thumbed down..?

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unknown_user5566 26

57- Sooner or later I'm sure you'll get thumbed up. You shouldn't care so much, though. Everyone has a period of time where their comments are disliked.

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perdix 29

#24, when in doubt, go with "Aw, I'll be your friend." People usually like you when you say that.

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KiddNYC1O 20

24- You look like Selena Gomez.

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Hannahbanana95 8

#102 thanx tho if thats a good thing(: made my night(: glad not everyone on fml are haters(:

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ICastillo 24

So Poops the game huh well are you going to play or just let this shit stain win?

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