Welcome to the neighborhood

By poopsthegame - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Honolulu

Today, I walked out of my apartment to see that someone had climbed onto the hood of my car and taken a shit on my windshield. I only moved in a couple of weeks ago. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

Welcome to the neighborhood. We don't throw eggs at strangers here, we dump on their windshields.

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MKProcks 13

It was his way to welcome you, now you go and repay his kind welcome. :)

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VLJACK 6

Wow! That is horrible. What kind of crazy person would do that? Hopefully, you didn't piss off anyone!

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lsfactor 4

I've heard of a piece of shit car but....

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j_cat187 19

At least you didn't leave your moonroof open.

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peacefully84 19

Maybe you unintentionally started parking in the favorite spot of a crazy person.

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joethebiden 8

I'm always amazed of the lengths to which people will go to do something that is both utterly disgusting and annoying.

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kimg0885 23

Your move op. Although you must find the source of this prank before you can retaliate, so good luck with that!

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