Welcome to the neighborhood

By poopsthegame - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Honolulu

Today, I walked out of my apartment to see that someone had climbed onto the hood of my car and taken a shit on my windshield. I only moved in a couple of weeks ago. FML
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Top comments

RedPillSucks 31

Welcome to the neighborhood. We don't throw eggs at strangers here, we dump on their windshields.

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Comments

ManInTheMachine 19

Does that mean vanilla cake is okay? The frosting is always the best part. Or so I've heard.

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perdix 29

This just proves that you are very efficient at making people hate you. You probably cranked up Nickelback at 3am on a Tuesday.

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tsent8 15

Hmm an eye for an eye shit for shit.

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buckdharma 36

Yeah, don't do him any favors like leaving him toilet tissue.

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ICastillo 24

No sir don't eat the frosting. It's made from a special ingredient. Just a word of advice.

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olpally 32

It doesn't sound like you're in mr. Rogers nice neighborhood. Good luck op.

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Axipiter 24

Mr. Rogers' Neighbourhood was always creepy anyways. I, for one, wouldn't want to hang out there.

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empath 20

It sucks when people see you rollin' and they hatin'. You need to stand up for yourself before this gets out of hand. Find that person ad rub their face in it, tell them if they're going to act like a dog they'll be treated like one, and you're not going to take their shit!

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DAN_THA_GR8 12

Seems like a shitty situation

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kiroarous 9

Good news, you may now break ur lease with no problems

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travtxson 5

If you didn't have a shitty car before sure do now, just use the window wipers it'll take it right off ;-)

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