Poopoo peepee, Gross and Transportation: Welcome to the neighborhood - FML

Welcome to the neighborhood

By poopsthegame - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Honolulu

Today, I walked out of my apartment to see that someone had climbed onto the hood of my car and taken a shit on my windshield. I only moved in a couple of weeks ago. FML

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RedPillSucks 31

Monday 3 December 2012 16:11

Welcome to the neighborhood. We don't throw eggs at strangers here, we dump on their windshields.

laurenlovesjb 20

Monday 3 December 2012 16:11

Welcome to the neighborhood!

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buckdharma 36

Monday 3 December 2012 16:58

Maybe just leave him some one ply, yeah that'll fix him.

knmoon 8

Monday 3 December 2012 17:11

A good welcome to the neighborhood XD but sucks tho

awesomeosaurous 2

Monday 3 December 2012 17:17

Aww! You met Spaghetti!

xrudeboyrock 29

Monday 3 December 2012 17:22

Doesn't necessarily have to be aimed at you, probably just a drunk/high kid who thought it was hilarious at the time.

sweetmama88 6

Monday 3 December 2012 17:27

That's pretty shitty !

Prettyboy_69 5

Monday 3 December 2012 17:34

damn that's shitty ! find that someone and pop it tires xD

Acik91 26

Monday 3 December 2012 17:35

Seems like you pissed somebody off shitless.

buckdharma 36

Monday 3 December 2012 17:38

Hillbilly hood ornament.

chrissy2 28

Monday 3 December 2012 17:44

Ha! A few years ago something like that happened to my friend. Right after a superbowl that the steelers played and lost we went to get some food. She had steelers stickers and stuff on her car and when we came back out we found a cup with shit in it, and shit all over her windshield along with all her steelers stuff stolen and a note that said **** you. People are seriously disguising.

ritualjman 2

Monday 3 December 2012 18:17

That would suck hard

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