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By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 07:55 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, I met my mother's deeply religious fiancé for the first time. His response upon seeing me was to look me square in the eye and say, "You'll need to take out that nose stud or I'm afraid you'll not be welcome in our home." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2021 22:01 - Australia - Thornleigh

Today, my stepfather-to-be yelled at me, insisting I take my nose piercing out, because it will "ruin the wedding photos" since I'm a bridesmaid. It's a tiny diamante stud, no bigger than a small pinhead. He then went on a rant about how I need to respect his authority in the family. I'm 25. FML

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Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

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By Disgusted - 05/07/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML

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By anon - 23/09/2024 20:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML

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Darth Bore

By Jace - 19/08/2011 22:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I took my Catholic girlfriend home to meet my family for the first time. My brother thought it would be civil to spend over an hour insulting her religion and explaining in detail the many ways in which "the Force" is superior. FML

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skittlestrailmix 14

Tuesday 19 February 2013 16:07

Hopefully your mother will stand up for you.

carry_on 19

Tuesday 19 February 2013 16:08

I don't see what your nose stud has to do with religion, this guy sounds like a bit of an ass!

Comments

KayleeT 9

Tuesday 19 February 2013 21:30

I love how its suddenly "his" house

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 19 February 2013 21:34

Religious nuts, I swear.

509b 5

Tuesday 19 February 2013 21:36

Crash the wedding

deemarie13 14

Tuesday 19 February 2013 21:38

What the heck?!?! Really over w piercing?

chunkymama 2

Tuesday 19 February 2013 21:47

maybe remind him that, in the bible, when abraham sent his servant to find a wife for isaac, he sent jewelry--including nose rings--as gifts for the prospective bride...use religion to fight religion?

Epikouros 31

Tuesday 19 February 2013 21:52

The nose stud is your get-out-of-jail card, saving you from countless hours of bible study, prayer groups and singing hymns (assuming the step-jerk is a Christian). It's much more fun to become a homeless, drug-addicted underage prostitute.