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By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 07:55 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, I met my mother's deeply religious fiancé for the first time. His response upon seeing me was to look me square in the eye and say, "You'll need to take out that nose stud or I'm afraid you'll not be welcome in our home." FML

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By Disappointment - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States - Gresham

Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2021 22:01 - Australia - Thornleigh

Today, my stepfather-to-be yelled at me, insisting I take my nose piercing out, because it will "ruin the wedding photos" since I'm a bridesmaid. It's a tiny diamante stud, no bigger than a small pinhead. He then went on a rant about how I need to respect his authority in the family. I'm 25. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2016 23:03 - United States - Alexandria

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Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

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By Disgusted - 05/07/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML

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By anon - 23/09/2024 20:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML

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Darth Bore

By Jace - 19/08/2011 22:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I took my Catholic girlfriend home to meet my family for the first time. My brother thought it would be civil to spend over an hour insulting her religion and explaining in detail the many ways in which "the Force" is superior. FML

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skittlestrailmix 14

Tuesday 19 February 2013 16:07

Hopefully your mother will stand up for you.

carry_on 19

Tuesday 19 February 2013 16:08

I don't see what your nose stud has to do with religion, this guy sounds like a bit of an ass!

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Shorty777 4

Thursday 21 February 2013 9:44

I hope your mom backed you up.

Parris83 9

Thursday 21 February 2013 18:14

Genius :)

Parris83 9

Thursday 21 February 2013 18:15

Sorry OP, that's just ridiculous! If anyone said that to me, I'd happily never bother with going to their home again.

bray1993 2

Thursday 21 February 2013 23:34

I would whoop his ass and tell him his opinion doesn't ******* matter and then piss on him

TheMystery13 13

Friday 22 February 2013 7:04

Um, I see that as a blessing. Who the **** wants anything to do with religious nutbags anyway?

master_plan 7

Friday 22 February 2013 7:30

beat him like a red headed step father

Raykyogrou03 12

Friday 22 February 2013 23:31

So he's deeply religious criticizing you for that yet he's not marrying a virgin. **** logic.

o_uhu_intrstng 4

Saturday 23 February 2013 16:03

tell your mother with her fiance present, that if he tries to control you he will end up sackless

iwadasn 32

Sunday 24 February 2013 3:47

So what? His house, his rules.

youwishyouwere 3

Sunday 24 February 2013 4:36

I would be like..."HA. GTFO OF MY HOUSE BITCH."

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