That's when you say "you better mind your own business, or else when you get old I will put you in the nursing home that smells like pee".

Thumbs up for supernatural reference

Screw him and his religion. I personally would never go back even if it involved not seeing my mother.

If he gives you anymore crap about it, you can always tell him that several women in the bible had nose rings including Rebecca. She was given several rings as a part of her marriage. Boom.

Tell him your mom got you it

Gotta love religious people. I honesly am christiant tho not religious in the sence pf tridition. I find people like this completly miss Gods point and actuly jesus dint adress them in the bible in the nicest way knowing how much they really were hypocrytes. Anyway point is God isent like that he is just someone who believes to be superior then everyone and isent

Tell him to **** off

"You're going to have to take that stick out of your butt, or you'll not be welcome in our life, d000shbag."

This sounds like the perfect situation, clearly. >_>

if hes going to try using his religion to be an ass buy urself a pentagram and wear it wen ever your around him and if u dont have a partner claim to be gay. thatl annoye him