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By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 07:55 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, I met my mother's deeply religious fiancé for the first time. His response upon seeing me was to look me square in the eye and say, "You'll need to take out that nose stud or I'm afraid you'll not be welcome in our home." FML
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carry_on 19

I don't see what your nose stud has to do with religion, this guy sounds like a bit of an ass!

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ligerzero459 24

My response: Last time I checked, I came out of my mom, you're just trying to get in. Back off

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kbball95 7

"our home"...? wtf? apparently right away he owns the house ;/ and he shouldnt change who u r :/

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Psychs7 11

It's important you establish dominance early in the relationship. Pick up your dinner/coffee tray, smash it into his face two or three times, by now he will probably be on the floor so you straddle him, put your hands around his throat, look HIM right in the eyes and say "I am your god now" until he gets it. Hes never going to like you anyway, at least this way he will keep his stupid opinions to himself.

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qwertkinz 12

Although it was unfair of him to ask, a nose stud is a small price to pay for your mother's happiness!

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interesting33 36

When you put it like that maybe. But the fact that this is the first thing he says to his future step-daughter... and to give such an awful punishment - basically implying she won't be family - not even to her Mum, if she doesn't comply... this suggests he will be controlling in other areas. I doubt he will rest with the nose stud. He sounds abusive.

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loohoozuuhuur 13

If that is the first thing he says than that will be his standard for future relationship with you. First impressions count and the guy sounds like a tiny dick. Just try not to be an arse back, because that will hurt your mum. If she's down to earth enough she will see his personality after the luvved up feelings are gone :-)

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ctchan2381 5

i really hope hes saying that if you're moving in his house. Otherwise if its you're house, tell him, dont **** with you or you will beat his religious ass and throw him out... Do Not take any shit from people like that

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Satoaoi 13

I guess your not welcome then. Cuz you don't gotta change for no one.

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saffy66 34

Funny how 'deeply religious' so often translates to 'intolerant & unforgiving' - no actually it's not funny, it's sad.

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FalconWhitaker 20

Do you live with them? If not, just take the nose stud out when you go to visit and put it back in when you come home. It'll be a pain, but it'll keep the peace. If you do live with them, then it might be easier to take it out, let it heal up and get it re-done when you move out. It sucks that he's being such an ass, but it's better to lose a piercing than to get kicked out on the street.

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