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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went over to welcome this new couple to our subdivision with a bottle of wine and muffins. I told them I liked what they were doing with the place, then asked them when they had moved in. They replied, "Two years ago." FML
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Selena_is_back 7

I don't get it. Then again, I have the IQ of a glass of water, wee-woo!

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pachecogirl 0

woooow, shows how much you care about your neighbors! YDI.

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RebelHeart7 0

2 years and you didn't notice them? just wow

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staylor23 2

how do you go 2 years without knowing u have new neighboiurs?! YDI for not being aware of your surroundings haha

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perdix 29

And they were recovering alcoholics with Celiac Disease. You just can't win!

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

You see where being neighborly gets you? From now on, just stay shut in. The whole world will be better off. *twitch* YDI for living in a house!

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DocBastard 38

Trollzy! Your exile is finally over! Nice to see you back. YDI for being an anteater.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for being born out of wedlock but attending medical school anyway.

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TheNewGuy03 28

you should get your eyes checked. |the kid|

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vbmg152 18

What???? Don't you pay attention to who's living around you?? How could this happen? I hope your not on the neighborhood watch!!! YDI

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Sammara 0

I'll admit that I knew very little about my neighbors when I lived in a house (and I know even less about my apartment neighbors), but I can honestly say I never thought one was moving in or out when that was not the case. Why the heck did you think they just moved in?

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sindysassy 0

Omg I actually lol at your comment.that was funny

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