Well?

By Johntheladdo - 29/03/2011 17:26 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML
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You deserved it 10 516

Same thing different taste

Comments

drayloon 50

Reply with "i dont know, i cant feel anything"

And you could feel it go soft as she said those 4 words

Why do guys think this means the girl is saying she can't feel it or that she is saying he has a small penis? I asked on my first time and he had a slightly larger than average penis in width and length. I only asked because I wanted to know exactly what I said: if it was in yet or not. It hurt a lot, so I didn't know how much more I had to take or if it was completely in yet. Guys are so overly sensitive =/... Don't you know that the vast majority of girls don't care how big or small you are? Big ones hurt more, especially if you haven't had sex a lot; it starts pushing on your cervix and can be painful. Plus, if you give oral, most women can't get much of it in. That being said, you can get used to it or just use it in a way that she likes. Really, the only advantage to a big one is that aesthetically, it looks pretty hot. But, that's like saying guys will only date women with huge boobs because they look pretty hot. Of course not -- plenty of flat-chested women out there are happily in relationships, even if a lot of guys prefer the look of larger boobs. Also, the spot you really need to hit is only about 2-3 inches in, so you can be well below average and still hit it. And hey, if it's really that tiny, there's always fingers/tongue/toys...Really, women don't care if you're small. Ninety-nine percent of the time, if this question is asked, she is not trying to insult you. Don't date the b****es in the remaining 1%.

dragoongirl90 34

You should have said, "I don't know, is it?"

itssnotfunny 24

you can ruin her ego too and say, "I'm not sure. "

that's why you come back with, "i don't know."

should have asked back with: "I don't know "

Respond with the four most dreaded words to women: I don't know