Love: What a cad!

What a cad!

By the2girls - 09/08/2011 16:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 261

You deserved it 5 228

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Same thing different taste

By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 615

You deserved it 88 913

By Anonymous - 29/08/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 468

You deserved it 4 371

Still pining

By Anonymous - 08/11/2020 11:03 - Austria - Innsbruck

Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML

I agree, your life sucks 337

You deserved it 1 226

By creeped out - 12/06/2012 18:28 - United States - Smithtown

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 914

You deserved it 4 481

By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 005

You deserved it 5 368

This Charming Man

By PLU - 27/01/2011 00:57 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 959

You deserved it 5 714

By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 773

You deserved it 4 496

Nice, thanks

By rmonk - 06/07/2016 12:17 - United States - Carpentersville

Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 565

You deserved it 1 017

Get a load of this guy!

By IaMDeD - 08/06/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I took her out to her favorite restaurant to celebrate. The waitress serving us looked oddly familiar but I didn’t think anything of it until she said when we collected the check, “Aren’t you my sister’s husband?” I forgot she had a younger sister who worked here. FML

I agree, your life sucks 86

You deserved it 2 722

By your mother - 13/10/2010 09:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 217

You deserved it 40 487

gruvychild 17

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:21

I hope he was wearing the ice cream by the time you were done!

bthomas0319 2

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:20

I'm guessing that was the last time y'all saw each other

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ADayToPierceTheV 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:27

Damn, sucks for the both of you. But mainly you, sorry :

littlestmOnster_fml 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 5:02

I like turtles ?

CuteGinger 2

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:06

Zombie turtle kid!

PopRocks14 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:28

Why would the girl say that if he was with another person.

crashley21 10

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:42

Maybe because she felt like her sister in law was being lied to too and wanted to say something to bring it into the open

jannie22 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 3:31

To be a bitch...

blushingred 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 3:51

To be a good person? :P I'd wanna know if I was being cheated on...

SxE_Danielle_TD 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:29

Was she watching or something?

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:29

Awkward... But dump his ass plz. :P

idancewithrev 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:30

maybe he was practicing so it would be better for u??? lol just trying to be optimistic. I guess this isn't the site for optimist though...

idancewithrev 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:58

*optimists

captainbj2 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 3:32

It is not the site for grammar police either...

idancewithrev 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 4:28

sorry I was just correcting my mistake before the grammer police got to it...

Grown_swag_Flow 3

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:31

DAM he busted should of punched him tho

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:31

Cone him then dump him.

Ebony101 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:32

Now you wont see him or this ice cream shop again....

Brool_Story_Co 17

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:35

25- Why would she get fired? That isn't unprofessional, she was just making conversation.

nixter5 18

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:32

now THAT'S. what I call awkward.

sxe_beast 11

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:33

He's an AWESOME person! @op's BF - WAY TO GO! :D

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Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend because he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in my hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can you put them in a vase?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 265

You deserved it 3 729

Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

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You deserved it 6 878

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Today, I asked my girlfriend's dad for permission to take her hand in marriage. He said no, because he doesn't want her marrying a "sexist idiot who treats her like property", which he thinks asking permission amounts to, then told me to grow up. FML

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You deserved it 11 965

Today, my girlfriend asked how I was feeling, because I’ve been feeling down and experiencing a lot of anxiety lately. I said was feeling a lot better and that I finally think I’m on my way to getting well. She didn't agree, and started a fight about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 938

You deserved it 205

Today, I had a wet dream in the middle of an 8-hour-long airplane flight. FML

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You deserved it 4 507

Today, I got an eviction notice. I confronted my roommate, who’s supposed to be covering rent with the half I give her. She said, “Uhhh, about that.. I got Lady Gaga orchestra seat tickets, do you mind covering rent for a while and I’ll pay you back?” She makes three times my income and I can’t afford rent by myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 365

You deserved it 140

Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 908

You deserved it 7 051

Today, I had dinner with my aunt and uncle recently. Halfway through, my uncle says, “This gravy tastes weird, does it taste OK to you? Oh sorry babe, I forgot you haven’t been able to smell or taste anything lately.” Well, into quarantine I go… FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 313

You deserved it 145

What a cad!

Same thing different taste

Still pining

This Charming Man

Nice, thanks

Get a load of this guy!

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