Love: What a cad!

What a cad!

By the2girls - 09/08/2011 16:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML

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By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML

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Still pining

By Anonymous - 08/11/2020 11:03 - Austria - Innsbruck

Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML

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By creeped out - 12/06/2012 18:28 - United States - Smithtown

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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This Charming Man

By PLU - 27/01/2011 00:57 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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Nice, thanks

By rmonk - 06/07/2016 12:17 - United States - Carpentersville

Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML

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Get a load of this guy!

By IaMDeD - 08/06/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I took her out to her favorite restaurant to celebrate. The waitress serving us looked oddly familiar but I didn’t think anything of it until she said when we collected the check, “Aren’t you my sister’s husband?” I forgot she had a younger sister who worked here. FML

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By your mother - 13/10/2010 09:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML

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gruvychild 17

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:21

I hope he was wearing the ice cream by the time you were done!

bthomas0319 2

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:20

I'm guessing that was the last time y'all saw each other

Comments

jaff23 11

Wednesday 10 August 2011 1:56

I don't know whose worse- your boyfriend, the married sister in law or the dumbass cone girl.

Burnbaby 0

Friday 12 August 2011 1:03

Or the cone girl is married to the brother of the person he slept with.

LightUpThaJay 3

Wednesday 10 August 2011 2:16

BUSTED!!! What an asshole.

ashleykaylin 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 2:29

sister in law is a relation by marriage. meaning she's married to your brother. looks like we have 2 cheaters on our hands... js.

Burnbaby 0

Friday 12 August 2011 1:05

Did you even think that it could be the ice cream woman's husbands single sister?

sonderkommando 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 2:31

Chop it off.

lucy8248 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 2:31

And u broke up?

uknowitsJAIME 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 2:32

Hope you dumped him Sorry :(

ashleykaylin 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 2:32

sister in law is a relation by marriage. meaning she's married to your brother. looks like we have 2 cheaters on our hands...js.

perdix 29

Wednesday 10 August 2011 3:20

It could be the scooper's husband's unmarried sister. I wonder if anyone cares.

thesiwel 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 2:39

no diagram, but would puppets help to explain it?

perdix 29

Wednesday 10 August 2011 2:47

So, she made you a banana split. First, she sliced a banana, slowly, along the urethra, with a dull, rusty knife. Then, she added a scoop of Rocky Road and one of Hershey Highway Mud Pie. She added pussy-whipped cream and then a handful of brutally crushed nuts. Finally, she put her sister-in-law's cherry on top. You paid through the nose for it and had to leave a tip as well.