What a ******* liar, dude! What a *******, weaselly, little liar, dude!

By nohablaespanol - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Sanger

Today, I had an interview for a job I really wanted. On my resumé, I wrote that I speak conversational Spanish, although I don't. When I arrived for the interview, my interviewer decided to conduct it in Spanish. FML
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SharnaaaBanana 22

YDI. Why would you risk that?

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happylappy 21

Great thinking OP. Did it ever occur to you that you might one day have to demonstrate the skills you put on a resume? You most definitely deserve it.

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RedPillSucks 31

Well. Perhaps OP thought that "Dora the explorer" sheets was all that was needed for conversational spanish. Me. I'm fluent in Chinese because of my "Ni Hao Kai-lin" tee shirt.

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jxcala 10

Never lie to an interviewer! Or on your résumé. YDI for being stupid

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slickz20 5

The stupidity and arrogance he/she'll never get caught IS TOO DAMN HIGHHHHH

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mattuti 8

It's ok to exaggerate on your resume, everyone does it.. Just make it something impressive that they CAN'T check ;)

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iwadasn 32

Claiming to speak a language when you don't isn't an exaggeration; it's a blatant lie.

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Kelishas 9

YDI. Either take lessons or don't put it down, because chances are you will run into someone that speaks the language and get called on your BS.

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happylawyer 16

Muy mal hecho. Nunca debes mentir en el resumé con algo así. De hecho, nunca debes mentir. Espero que hayas aprendido tu lección. You did a bad thing. You should never lie in a resume about something like that. In fact, you should never lie. Hope you learned your lesson.

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shangstar 7

OP, Do you know in most business they can fire you for lying on an application or resume?

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