What a ******* liar, dude! What a *******, weaselly, little liar, dude!

By nohablaespanol - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Sanger

Today, I had an interview for a job I really wanted. On my resumé, I wrote that I speak conversational Spanish, although I don't. When I arrived for the interview, my interviewer decided to conduct it in Spanish. FML
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Top comments

SharnaaaBanana 22

YDI. Why would you risk that?

Great thinking OP. Did it ever occur to you that you might one day have to demonstrate the skills you put on a resume? You most definitely deserve it.

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I can't see how this could NOT be a YDI. YDI squarely in the forehead.

Surely demonstrating it in your nickname. Hablo, hablas, habla, hablamos, habláis, hablan. There's no habla. ;) And this is coming from someone who has failed Spanish for three years.

ardencred 7

that's what happens when you apply for a Spanish customer service position!YDI

Add "bad liar" to your resume lol. YDI

You obviously don't have a job so you've got time to learn it for the next time. You totally deserved it.

Thr33to16 8

Oh look you did something dumb and now want pity. YDI