What a ******* liar, dude! What a *******, weaselly, little liar, dude!
By nohablaespanol - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Sanger
By nohablaespanol - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Sanger
YDI OP next time don't lie on a job resume.
Don't ever lie on your résumé no matter what
I understand a little white lie but that was a bit over the too, YDI
OP- Lying blatantly, unless you're running for congress, is rarely a positive in an interview!! YDI as much as anyone could!!
I speak conversational French - when I put that down on job applications or mention it during an interview I very strongly highlight that it's CONVERSATIONAL - not fluent by any means. Just tell the truth next time, OP :)
I learnt it is never wise to lie on your résumé after watching Friends-- where Joey was forced to teach those Broadway dancers. :P
I don't know if I should feel sorry for you or slap you with your résumé! I hope you've learned a lesson and another great opportunity comes your way
I don't feel sorry for you. You lied to get a job and then got caught in said lie. That's your fault. Next time don't lie.
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YDI. Why would you risk that?
Great thinking OP. Did it ever occur to you that you might one day have to demonstrate the skills you put on a resume? You most definitely deserve it.