What a question…

By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 03:53 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my science teacher decided not to recommend me for an honors science class for next year. The reason? Last week, I made the mistake of asking whether spray tans give vitamins in the same way as the sun. FML
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Welshite 39

Yes, they do. The orange color comes from smashed carrots, and your skin absorbs the nutrients. Come on now. That's common knowledge.

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salamancer 11

Did you think that they just sprayed some "sun juice" on you or something??

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SystemofaBlink41 27

If they did, though, it'd make my dreams of become an eternal hermit come true.

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williabnz 2

Well um, sorry ..you realise the moon is not a star right? ...That's just about as bad!

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PeaceFull 3

Just bring a moisturizer cream that is enriched with vitamins and minerals and show it to him. Not sure what will happen then, but worth the try.

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Omniprism 14

I think that's a valid question. Your skin is the biggest organ. What you put on it gets absorbed. Who's to say there aren't nutrients in a spray tan. If anything I think you've stumbled upon a great idea. I would write out a valid argument on paper to your teacher. Hopefully she'll change her mind.

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False_Stupidity 41

A carrot and broccoli bath sounds intriguing. Messy, but intriguing..,

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kybon 12

Its what plants using photosynthesis do.

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chrishaaansen 13

you saying she's a lady because she asked about spray tan? That's sexist! It's people like you who make me sick

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Shakazulu1216 13

Damn. Are you sure you should be in honors?

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LifeIsAParadox 4

I don't understand why people say you deserve it, it was one mistake, one mistake should not be the difference of being in an honors class.

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