What a wonderful life

By Anonymous - 26/10/2010 02:43 - United States

Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 062
You deserved it 13 036
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schwancy 2

There are other places that serve sundaes.

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spoilt_ 15

don't eat your feelings! you'll get fat and end up even more depressed

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KiaMaster 0

suprising what people will do for macD food

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suppressed08 2

I could quite easily be wrong here, and i'm not trying to be a Grammar Nazi, but why does Mcdonald's have the apostraphe in it? It might be normal grammar, but it's never seemed right to me :P.

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gozar_fml 1

It has the apostrophe because the McDonald brothers started the restaurant. The apostrophe indicates possession in this case.

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Twigggy 0

I agree with 1 you deserve it >.> besides eating your way out of depression will just make you feel even shittier... just sayin

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dreamering 16

You deserve the Noble price. You invented the cure for the depression. McDonalds.

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kenjiisown 1

Actually, it's Nobel, not Noble.

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ohsuzykuew 0

it's also prize, not price. perhaps he meant op deserves a distinguished discount.

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dreamering 16

Yeah, it's an ass not an ass. Write a research paper on it.

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InDenial 6

It's not an ass, it's an ass? I don't get it.

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tthhoomm 0

music usually helps me when im upset

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louie111887 0

ydi for wanting to eat fast-food when your depressed. I be your the kinda guy that eats your feelings huh ? :)

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ohsuzykuew 0

dude- do u ever eat ice cream? are u fat? don't assume op is fat. y do u want to be such an asshole?

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tthhoomm 0

because his life is perfect...be jealous..........******* ******

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marinus_fml 19

Hahah I eat my feelings!! I love Hungry Jacks burgers! For all you American idiots, Hungry Jacks is the same as Burger King.

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ohsuzykuew 0

lmao! an aussie calling americans idiots. how ironic!

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marinus_fml 19

I know right! "The dumb blonde of the world" (as we have been dubbed) at least educates their children to use simple grammar!

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ohsuzykuew 0

Steve Irwin was my hero.

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Zebidee 8

At least he knew to capitalize 'American'.

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