What am I doing?

By janesays - 24/02/2010 07:45 - United States

Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML
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Quest_ 13

That is ******* disgusting. I think I hate you for putting the scenario in my head. Also, YDI for absentmindedly playing with your child's snot instead of putting it straight in the trash. Or, say, removing it with a tissue in the first place.

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imperfectclarity 0

Didn't the taste make you realize what you were doing? I mean...there's a reason they don't serve boogers in restaurants.

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CallMeHush 0

The reason they don't serve them is once they are picked the little ******* are too hard to clean.

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someguy945 0

oh no you put your dried mucus in your mouth? you're going to die

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poooook 0

did you finish swallowing ?

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derschadenfreude 5

w00t! 1111th YDI ! thanks for giving me a wish, you mucous swallowing deviant.

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jgars575 0

a solid minute? REALLY? ydi for enjoying the taste of boogers or for being absolutely retarded

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dontpanic_fml 32

so...if u didn't think it was a booger...what did you think it was? do u usually tend to put random objects in your mouth without regard? i'm also trying to understand why you were holding it in the first place...

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skeez_fml 0

i was wondering the same thing...maybe she thought it was gum? i need to stop thinking about this FML...i think i might vomit.

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seanypower 0

that's disgusting. you need to go kill yourself

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