What am I doing?

By janesays - 24/02/2010 07:45 - United States

Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML
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Quest_ 13

That is ******* disgusting. I think I hate you for putting the scenario in my head. Also, YDI for absentmindedly playing with your child's snot instead of putting it straight in the trash. Or, say, removing it with a tissue in the first place.

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f_ed_panda 0

Although I agree that this scenario is extremely disgusting, I personally don't feel that anyone has the right to insinuate to someone else that they are retarded when they themselves aren't capable of differentiating the possessive "your" from the contraction "you're (you are)." **you're ******* re.tard.ed There you go, all better!!

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Heathera88 0

YDI. why didn't you just throw it away as soon as you took it out of his nose??

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Laurendorcus 0

YDI YDI YDI. I have been grossed out by a lot of FMLs, but this one made me literally feel queasy. So gross, so unsanitary, so your fault. YDI

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CheshireWolf 0

Wow. And just when I thought things on here couldn't be more nasty

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omfg_usuckatlife 0

YDI not only for playing with your kids snot but for putting things you absentmindedly play with IN YOUR MOUTH! How old are you anyway?! Babies and toddlers do that crap. You are gross.

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