What ARE you doing?

By mountains - 19/11/2012 00:47 - United States - Pembroke

Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML
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DocBastard 38

The microwave was asking for it! Did you hear that tone it used when it beeped? It's lucky your father didn't give it the beating it deserved. Stupid ******* smug appliances.

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Kinoster 20

Are you sure he was drunk? I'm always up for an argument with inanimate objects.

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Kallian_fml 21

My dad got into a half-naked drunken argument with a cactus once. I made no attempt to break it up. Hours of thorny entertainment.

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mikeofthunder 13

And lucky it was the microwave; I have found the toaster packs a meaner punch! 0.o

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jemmers 13

Who won? Those microwaves can be tricky.

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newbiehere99 6

Things must have got really heated... Crap edit didn't see that already

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SApprentice 34

... Your dad just might be an alcoholic, OP. You have my sympathy. I hope you're not underage and trapped with him.

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SApprentice 34

3- At least she was wearing her knickers. Please ignore this comment. I sincerely ****** up and forgot to hit the reply button. I'm a moron.

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KM96 24

What'd it do this time?!

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sens3sfailing 24

**** the toaster! Do you know how heated the stove gets when you bring up Obama? That thing turns red because its a republican, not cuze it's hot! (Please don't start a political debate, my comment is not meant to say anything about Obama or republicans)

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ICastillo 24

Well microwaves are assholes always just there in the kitchen staring at you, wanting you to use them and stuff.

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