What did I do?

By imnotacheateryouimmaturefuck - 27/11/2012 01:41 - United States - San Mateo

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
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unknown_user5566 26

There once was an OP who lived in a shoe. Her boyfriend said she cheated, and gave her the boot. Little did she know, she was dating Dr. Suess, And shouldn't give a damn about losing her boo.

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simoncat 11

Great. You're dating a five year old. Move on. Fast!

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austinpenrod19 6

Sounds like a blessing. I'm sorry he broke up with you but if he's saying 'cheater cheater, pumpkin eater' and 'liar liar, pants on fire' as a grown man and refuses to talk to you about it then he's obviously too immature and not worth your time

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caitiebug1119 15

Lucky for you, you dodged a bullet with that one. It sounds like you were dating an eight year old.

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tom526 10

He did you a favor. You're better off without him.

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piperbaby 3

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that you're better off

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skyeyez9 24

Sounds like it could be the guy who took his date to mcdonalds and brought his father as a chaperone.

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panda_lou 11

Me thinks he was just coming up with an excuse to get rid of you because just like his phrases he is immature and childish. You should be thanking your lucky stars you dodged that bullet.

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