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By imnotacheateryouimmaturefuck - 27/11/2012 01:41 - United States - San Mateo

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

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By reallyupset - 29/11/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 22:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML

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By yeah - 25/10/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 14:26 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

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This ain't working out

By just a reaction - 17/08/2020 23:09

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML

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By screwwyou - 28/09/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

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Dress up

By Hystcheria - 06/11/2021 12:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend for cheating on me. I refused his calls, so he texted, not to apologize, but to say I'd "left some clothes in his suitcase"; i.e., he stole some of my clothes. When he didn't get the response from me that he was hoping for, he texted, "I'm wearing your shorts." FML

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By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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jack10001 9

Tuesday 27 November 2012 8:14

Your username says it all!

unknown_user5566 26

Tuesday 27 November 2012 8:14

There once was an OP who lived in a shoe. Her boyfriend said she cheated, and gave her the boot. Little did she know, she was dating Dr. Suess, And shouldn't give a damn about losing her boo.

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hateevryone 14

Tuesday 27 November 2012 18:08

How old is he? And why would you date someone so immature?

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 27 November 2012 18:28

Either way he's insecure so sue him for anything that was damaged. And if you share a lease have it broken and demand your half of the deposit returned. Either way prepare to go to court because that's completely unacceptable.

t_raw1234 11

Tuesday 27 November 2012 18:37

You're dating a 5 year old.

gixxergirl74 5

Tuesday 27 November 2012 18:56

I'm sorry, but I giggled alittle when I read this.

ellezmarie 3

Tuesday 27 November 2012 19:18

Hahaha omg that's immature LOL. OP you sound like your better off without him cheer up chick plenty of other more mature fish in the sea

Bigmoneyshotz 0

Tuesday 27 November 2012 19:40

Sounds like he has a guilty conscience and is not dealing with it so well! You should have replied back to him Neener Neener Neener !

MangaManiacNat 13

Tuesday 27 November 2012 19:59

Sounds like you got the better of the deal in no longer being with an immature little man.

mack_the_knife 3

Tuesday 27 November 2012 20:45

Hahaha, and here I was thinking that MY ex was crazy. Just be glad you got out before you had a kid and a morgage. I didn't.

DinosaurTacoTime 18

Tuesday 27 November 2012 21:09

Oh how mature. Good show.

TJ1991 3

Tuesday 27 November 2012 21:09

How is getting out of a relationship with a guy the mental age of a five year old a bad thing? Just move on and forget the childish and paranoid loser, clearly you could do better.