Kids, Awkward and Work: What did you just say?

What did you just say?

By keeks_25 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 85 244

You deserved it 26 137

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 177

You deserved it 35 895

Suave

By getmoneyab - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Mexico

Today, I went to Cheesecake Factory for dinner. There was a hot waiter who kept passing by. He saw me looking at him and I knew I had to say something. So when he approached my table I asked, "Excuse me, do you have any salt?" and he said, "I think it's right there on the table." FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 924

You deserved it 68 494

Cheeky

By BurnedByAWaiter - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that, "It's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 599

You deserved it 8 453

By ISwearImNotOCD - 05/04/2017 08:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I found out that the chefs at my work can't spell for shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 153

You deserved it 371

Never do this, my dudes

By bluecollar - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, there was a luncheon at work in another dept. We all went to get some free food and see new faces. There was a hot girl walking around chatting. I grabbed my buddy's arm and told him there was a "nice pair of tits here." He saw her. She's his daughter. She's a new-hire… running HR. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 040

You deserved it 54 276

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By JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 650

You deserved it 2 923

The strangeness of strangers

By Hank Gummyworm - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 522

You deserved it 4 408

By thank u usa - 13/12/2013 22:20 - Germany

Today, I came across a tourist in the street asking people for directions, but nobody understood him. I speak English, so I went to help the gentleman out. He said "Knock it off with the cheesy accent, pal" and informed me that my country is a shithole. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 084

You deserved it 3 569

By in this day and age.... - 19/10/2023 16:25 - United States - Dallas

Today, the first words I heard from my "good, Christian" future mother-in-law included a salvo of curse words and a hushed rant about "them dirty Jews". I'm culturally Jewish. This bodes well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 194

You deserved it 1 826

Brain worms

By smooth - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 880

You deserved it 19 107

tipsypiink 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:53

hahah did the parents leave a nice tip after that? (;

RyanRaygun 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:54

Most kids are little *****. Don't feel bad.

Comments

TheRedOneBTV 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:04

LOL, I hope they won't fire you. It's now one of my favourites FMLs. What did the parents say?

koribis 0

Monday 3 May 2010 23:57

Nice pic

EatYourSpinach 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 17:01

lol 12s pic made me laugh as hard as the fml did

SupKev 0

Friday 19 November 2010 11:06

i cant stop laughing!!!! lmfao(x

brydeec 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:05

LMFAO. I bet her parents didn't leave you a tip.

jamblasticus 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:05

I'm so using the word 'cuntie' from now on.

q_tipperz 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:06

LOL fail! This is one of the stories that made me laugh in a long time :)

Emilaaay_alexa 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:07

Hahaha, this is amazing. ...and something I would manage to do as well. :x

f33zy_85 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:09

Hahahah lmfao that's so funny :) I'm gonna go with what #14 said. And this could be the little girl's FML Today, I was sitting at a restaraunt with my family. The waiter/waitress called me a cuntie when she asked me what she wanted. FML

musicloverr 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:09

ooooh mannn. that is just too good.

Always_And_Never 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:10

"i want some fish sticks in my mouth" LMAO sorry had to quote South park, anyways that sucks hope her parents din complain xD

FMLfangirl89 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:11

hahahahha horrible but sooooo funny

alexgisforme3 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:12

LOL. omg thats so like uncomfortable haha. like i feel so bad for you. if i accidently called a little girl that in front of her family id run away hahahahahahaha. what did you do? what did they say? are you still employed? lol