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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 11:10 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML

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By monsterdanceman - 23/10/2013 23:16 - United States - Ozark

Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML

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By Kryometric - 29/03/2015 06:38 - United States - Coupeville

Today, with the experience of sitting behind someone on a roller coaster, I found out pee is affected by gravity. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2011 19:03 - United States

Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML

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By Upside-Down Sleeper. - 02/05/2015 21:59 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML

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By pussyOUT - 01/09/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML

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Aaaaaaaaaaah!

By whyme_ss - 20/07/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML

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Freaked out

By Cliffhanger - 10/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family and we all decided to ride the tallest rollercoaster. As soon as the ride got going, I realized I'd made a huge mistake and was too terrified to open my eyes. I spent the entire ride screaming, with my hands over my eyes, and afterwards my cousin called me a wuss. FML

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By pooplife - 30/11/2014 19:32 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML

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By carl_carl_ - 13/07/2015 15:10 - United States - Wichita

Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML

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Top comments

SirThuswindburn 5

Sunday 27 January 2013 19:21

Some people pee when they're scared. And then there's you.

obnum 19

Sunday 27 January 2013 19:20

Did it fall back into your butt?? O.O

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CaptTeemo 10

Sunday 27 January 2013 19:25

I feel bad for the people around you and any one who has to sit there when it's fixed

samcro3 8

Sunday 27 January 2013 19:26

Crappiest fml I've ever read...

Harshdfml 14

Sunday 27 January 2013 19:26

Shitake,!

Momocheet 0

Monday 28 January 2013 10:05

Ace Ventura, Pet Detective!

Synapsky 10

Sunday 27 January 2013 19:27

Makes me wonder how many roller coaster seats that i've sat in have been shat in...

chisty87 16

Sunday 27 January 2013 19:35

Yea same here

TheRandomIndian 17

Sunday 27 January 2013 20:49

All of them, especially the kiddy ones

b_rizo 6

Monday 28 January 2013 0:57

cedar point will never be the same

LolPieRofl 11

Sunday 27 January 2013 19:28

Aaaah! ******* OHMYGODTHEREISSHITFLYINGHEXINDNCON

natsaysheyyy 16

Sunday 27 January 2013 19:29

So, basically...you shat while upside down. Then, when you were right side up again, your ass got slammed down on your own shit and smeared everywhere?

emilyjgraham 34

Sunday 27 January 2013 21:16

Although this could be the case I think many others interpretations (including my own) was the shit found it's way out of the underwears waist band and slid down (or up...) his back! Either way they're both disturbing images!

sougstad 7

Sunday 27 January 2013 19:29

Your full of shit

BongRipsForJesus 7

Sunday 27 January 2013 19:39

Your shows possession, so that's obviously wrong. You're is a contraction of "you are", hence the apostrophe. You're/you are full of shit is right. Now you know, so please use them correctly.

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Sunday 27 January 2013 19:55

33- wanna post that to my Facebook feed so my apathetically moronic generation can stop being stupid?? :)

iamsayrahh 10

Sunday 27 January 2013 20:02

Not anymore. Remember?

saksxalmo 20

Sunday 27 January 2013 22:47

Your generation isn't any more monoric than all the others, you just happen to know a lot of stupid people.

BlackPhenom 9

Sunday 27 January 2013 19:31

Scumbag Gravity.

TheSirenRose 2

Sunday 27 January 2013 19:32

I'd be scared too if it was upside down!

Pleonasm 35

Sunday 27 January 2013 19:38

Chocolate fountain... shudder

tmbfan 11

Sunday 27 January 2013 20:28

Your puns always brighten my days.

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Today, my sister was concerned that her daughter (my niece) was sick, and hesitant to take her to the ER. I asked if she'd eaten something she shouldn't have, and she replied, "No, especially since we feed her the most healthy food we can." This was fine until I flipped out when she said, "We even give her raw milk so that she'll be strong." FML

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Today, I was scheduled for an interview at 3 o'clock. I allowed thirty minutes for the drive, but when I put my key in the ignition, the car wouldn't start. FML

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Today, I did the "walk of shame" sixteen blocks. It wouldn't have been so bad if the sidewalks and streets weren't completely covered in ice. Somewhere along the way I lost what little dignity I had left, along with my left shoe. FML

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Today, I'm being admitted to the hospital for severe exhaustion. Why am I exhausted? For spending 12 hours at the hospital while my sister gave birth. The same hospital I'm being admitted to. FML

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Today, while at my friend's house, I noticed her brother had a bit of an accent. I laughingly said "Is it me or does your little brother have an accent?" She stared and replied with "No, he has autism." FML

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Today, it's -5°C outside and snowing and it's only September. If that wasn’t bad enough, we aren't allowed to have the heat on at work due to a menopausal monster who loses her shit and throws things if we turn it on. I can't feel my toes. FML

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