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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 11:10 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML

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By monsterdanceman - 23/10/2013 23:16 - United States - Ozark

Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML

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By Kryometric - 29/03/2015 06:38 - United States - Coupeville

Today, with the experience of sitting behind someone on a roller coaster, I found out pee is affected by gravity. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2011 19:03 - United States

Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML

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By Upside-Down Sleeper. - 02/05/2015 21:59 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML

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By pussyOUT - 01/09/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML

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By whyme_ss - 20/07/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML

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By Cliffhanger - 10/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family and we all decided to ride the tallest rollercoaster. As soon as the ride got going, I realized I'd made a huge mistake and was too terrified to open my eyes. I spent the entire ride screaming, with my hands over my eyes, and afterwards my cousin called me a wuss. FML

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By pooplife - 30/11/2014 19:32 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML

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By carl_carl_ - 13/07/2015 15:10 - United States - Wichita

Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML

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SirThuswindburn 5

Sunday 27 January 2013 19:21

Some people pee when they're scared. And then there's you.

obnum 19

Sunday 27 January 2013 19:20

Did it fall back into your butt?? O.O

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brierpoop 4

Sunday 27 January 2013 22:55

It's okay, op. I probably would have done the same...sadly.

evilplatypus 38

Sunday 27 January 2013 23:21

I'd be afraid of slipping out of the restraints. On several of the rides at Universal I quite literally had to hold on for dear life because I was sliding through the shoulder restraints!

musicismylife777 5

Sunday 27 January 2013 23:21

Should have sued tha theme park!!

mahli08 6

Monday 28 January 2013 0:17

I don't understand why some peoples response to anything that happens is to sue someone.

cuponoodles34 10

Monday 28 January 2013 0:41

why? he chose to get on the coaster, tough shit if it got stuck upside down. those are the risks people take.

Spottedfeather 7

Sunday 27 January 2013 23:31

Maybe you shouldn't have gone on a roller coaster since you're such a wimp...?

inthedopeshow 17

Sunday 27 January 2013 23:45

I don't think that getting scared when the roller coaster you're riding breaks down necessarily equates to being a wimp. In the moment, especially since OP was upside down, it likely felt a lot more extreme than it really was. I'd like to see you break down on an upside down roller coaster and act completely indifferent. Don't try to act so tough.

smacka98 1

Sunday 27 January 2013 23:34

well... that's shitty

jENtHEeRrN 6

Sunday 27 January 2013 23:59

Am I the only one that thinks its rather unbelievable to ride roller coasters in January in Colorado? I guess it could be an indoor park…

Calingaladha 21

Monday 28 January 2013 2:44

Now I'm wondering if Elitch Gardens is open right now...

amDes 11

Monday 28 January 2013 0:11

Hopefully you had belt on your pants and had it on tightly...

Thursday737 7

Monday 28 January 2013 0:19

85 - smelling someone else's shit is always worse than your own.

ydi_4_suking 20

Monday 28 January 2013 0:22

No shit #102. Platypus aren't supposed to fit in the restraints

evilplatypus 38

Monday 28 January 2013 0:26

117 - Hey, I met the minimum height requirement, and apparently that's all that matters!

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