What's cooking?

By Hunter - 06/12/2010 06:17

Today, my five year-old son was sick with a stomach bug. He didn't want to leave my side, so I grabbed a bowl from the kitchen for him to puke into. The thing is, it was dark in the kitchen and I accidentally grabbed a strainer. My new outfit is now ruined. FML
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Same thing different taste

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you should be worried about your kid being sick. not your outfit getting ruined, because that is easily washed. o_O

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That's disgusting you grabbed a bowl? Grab a garbage can... could have avoided this problem..

lol ya no shit... I've never once thought of pukin in a bowl

if your kids is sick why did you have a new outfit on?

I don't even know how you accomplished that. My bowls dont have handles therefore I'd be forced to grab the "bowl" part.. realizing it's a strainer. Then again, I'm not dumb enough to wear new clothes around a sick child either.

Can't you tell the difference with a bowl and a strainer? Why use a bowl.., that's gross. Wouldn't you get a bucket?

ulicksam 0

Big difference between a bowl and strainer, even in the dark. Who pukes in a bowl anyway? It would only splash out. YDI.

79DrAwkwArD97 0

You're the special type of idiot that "The Clapper" was invented for... if you can't be bothered to fond a light switch, you might consider this a solid investment...

ruined? Just chuck it in the wash. If you were wearing something un-washable, or a very delicate material, or a material that stains easily, well YDI for wearing that sort of thing around a sick kid who could potentially throw up on you (or elsewhere, that you'd have to clean up while wearing those clothes). I had three younger siblings, over our lives we threw up on all sorts of things - clothes, bedsheets, carpet - and none of it stained (although carpets took some scrubbing :P). And to all the people whinging about getting a bowl, get over it. Once you wash it with detergent it will be fine.

dstchuck 0
lidemocr 0

actually this reply is the most intelligent thing written this far

That's what the light switch is for, dumbass.

Am I missing something, or do you not own a toilet? If it's good enough for Jack Daniels, it's good enough for a stomach bug.