What's wrong with me?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 08:30 - Netherlands

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Today, I had sex with my new boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he said, "I know women who would be really self-conscious about nipples like that. I love that you accept yourself." I had no clue there was anything odd about my nipples. FML
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mona_is_here 10

He better open his mouth only during oral.

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hairt 4

tell him his penis was starting to look funny. like a swollen banana

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glambert1998 0

wait whoa! new?! do u respect urself at all op?!

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Christopher08 0

just keep doing what your doing nevermind your new boyfriend who rode the short bus in High school

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nastelia 0

mi ex did the same ting but i said"mi nipples are a normal size,but im not so sure about your pinis,it looks kinda small"his jaw dropped so far...lol moment!

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anonybee 2

My husband actually did something similar to me. I had no idea that my nipples were "different" until he told me they looked like sausages. :(

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chyeaa_bri 12

So you have volcano nipples? Lmfao. Sorry, there's nothing wrong with those. They add character.. I think?

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qpsarah 10

Maybe they are huge

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MisUnFortunate 31

I've always been self conscious about most of my physical appearance, I think if someone said that to me I would cry.

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DeadPixel4 29

Maybe you should show us so we can tell you?

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